Fk Treatment

When someone doesn't reply to your messages/ignores you.

-Definition made yasmine (@cyladasia on instagram) i just made it an urban dictionary definition

Person 1: "girl I messaged him like last week and he still ain't reply."
Person 2: "That's the fk treatment."

by Property_y December 19, 2020

I fk

I fk means I Fucking Know

Person #1- Dude, you need to pay me back
Person #2- I fk

by Barnhart December 18, 2005

Kumbuk Fk'd

A surprise dining experience that is unexpectedly devoid of alcoholic beverage availability.

Oh, man...that was a rough afternoon. We were TOTALLY anticipating an ice cold beer. But we got Kumbuk Fk'd instead...moving on.

by YAWA December 3, 2019

Pull a FK

Stands for: Pull a Fatkid. It occurs when you stuff yourself with too much food. Very common, for example, after fried seafood platters, cheap Asian restaurant buffets, and after inhaling a Super Burrito. It often accompanies holidays such as Christmas and Thanksgiving, as well.

Oh man, I just pull a FK. Should have stopped after that second Double-Double burger.

by JJPC March 29, 2008

Molde FK

Molde FK is a soccer team in the Norwegian Premier Division, Tippeligaen.

Molde FK is famous for creating many good players, such as Ole Gunnar Solskjær.

Molde is also famous for beeing the team in Norway who has most fans on their stadium compared to their number of citizens. Thinking that the average attendance is 6000 and there live only about 24 000 there, that is one out of four people.

Molde FK have also played against Real Madrid, Porto, Olympiakos in the Champions League in 1999.

example:
-Have you heard of Molde FK?

- Molde FK? What is that? .....Ahhhhhhhhhh, you mean the club Solskjær played for!

another example:
-Have you heard of Molde FK?

- Molde FK? What is that? .....Ahhhhhhhhhh, you mean the club that won 6-0 over Brann in 1995?

by smartinder January 12, 2009

Gay-FK

Being regularly AFK at the same time as another friend of the same sex, causing others to begin to suspect the parties of taking part in homosexual acts.

Chris and Dan are gone again? Why are they always Gay-FK?

by SumAgent July 15, 2009

da fk?

Incomprehension/Intorrogation - Used when you don't fkin understand anything or don't see any sense in something.

First guy: ...And so on, he became a lobster.
Second guy: Da fk?!

by Dekodiablo July 27, 2007