flapicating

A bird carrying an alligator.

"The birds flapicate for migration"
"The birds had trouble flapicating this year because the alligators are fat"
"The birds woke up this morning and decided wait to flapicate until tomorrow"

by Richert Jackson February 28, 2023

Fraping Uncle

a Uncle who will on a regular basis hack/take over a Niece or Nephew's facebook or twitter and post a silly status or tweet without them knowing or in more major cases hold them off while he does so long enough for his/her friends to see it

Like your night garden marathon? ;)

Fuck you saw fraping uncles post!

by Itonman January 13, 2011

fapidextrous

The ability to masturbate skillfully with both hands. When one hand is tired, the other hand may be used to continue just as effectively. It is also possible to create unique combinations using both hands.

Guy 1 - I was trying to fap last night, but my right hand got tired, so I had to stop.

Guy 2 - I don't have that problem; I'm fapidextrous. I can go as long as I want.

by JerkMcGerk April 27, 2011

Fapidextruous

Someone who can masturbate with both hands.

I can jerk off with my left and right hands. I'm fapidextruous!

by Oogles McGee February 25, 2009

Frapist

Facebook Rapist. A person who "frapes" another by modifying or posting on their Facebook account.

He updated my status when I wasn't looking. He's such a frapist!

by Valiante October 15, 2010

Faping

Faping is a combination of raping and fapping. It is when you don't particularly want to have sex, but your hand (or sex toy) goes roaming without your will. Most often, this will happen in your sleep. Many a poor soul had woken up to find their hand faping them.

"Shauna's hand is a dirty fapist, she's always waking up to find it faping her"

by randomcavy May 2, 2010

fapilicious

Something so delicious that you have to fap to it - i.e. some big-ass titties, Terminator 2, or early Metallica albums.

TOY STORY 3 IS GONNA BE FAPILICIOUS!

by shaneo632 June 1, 2009