the fertilizer

doing it with a chick in the garden, then at the last moment, pulling out, sticking it in the ground and "fertilizing"

i gave our garden the fertilizer

by the chippster March 7, 2010

optical-fertilization

the process of being shot in the eye with a male orgasm

sarah gollub's eye hurts due to the fact that i brutally optical fertilized her

by mike hunt December 1, 2003

Fertilize the clock

The same as milk (or milking) the clock,
but while you are staying on the clock beyond the end of your shift you are in the bathroom taking a long dump.

Are you going home right away?

No that burrito I had for lunch is talking to me.

I think I am going to stay for a bit and fertilize the clock.

by MechisX October 17, 2016

fertilize the bush

For a man to ejaculate between the navel and genitalia of another. Usually only used when the partner has not shaved.

Man: Where do you want me to cum?
Partner: fertilize the bush!

by Ebadk fotoallb June 1, 2022

Fertilize the egg

When a girl is giving you head and you're about to bust so you smash an egg on her head and bust your load on it. Then she continues to suck your cock as you lather it into her hair.

"Hey girl you wanna fertilize the egg tonight?"

by anonymous June 30, 2024

Synthetic Fertilizers

Fertilizers produced through industrial chemical processes—primarily the Haber‑Bosch process—that have enabled massive agricultural productivity but also created dependence, pollution, and soil degradation. Synthetic fertilizers represent the techno‑solutionist promise: feeding the world through chemistry. Their critique is that they treat soil as a substrate rather than a living system, create nutrient runoff that kills ecosystems, and lock farmers into perpetual input dependency. The term marks the shift from regenerative cycles to linear industrial inputs.

Example: "The farm had used synthetic fertilizers for decades, yields were high, but the soil was dead—synthetic fertilizers, trading long‑term fertility for short‑term production."

by Abzugal Nammugal Enkigal March 26, 2026

the rag fertilizer

a cool word to describe a super horny chronic masturbator.

The rag fertilizer Nathaniel lets go of all his anger and frustration with a good quick wanking while thinking of his long lost boy toy.

by nates small weiner August 11, 2010