It's when you take a massive dump over your towel. You wait for it to become dry and crusty so you can wipe it off the towel so you can sculpt it into a anime body pillow.
Mom: Niggato what are you doing in there?
Niggato: I'm masterbating to my towel feces! Don't look!
Mom: What?!
Niggato: you'll never catch me
Narrator: Niggato runs away from his room, fleeing with his feces body pillow
Niggato: I'm masterbating to my towel feces! Don't look!
Mom: What?!
Niggato: you'll never catch me
Narrator: Niggato runs away from his room, fleeing with his feces body pillow
by Niggato's body pillow April 24, 2017
Get the towel feces mug.A synonym for a butt nugget; A turd; piece of poo; what you drop in the toilet after eating a half pound beef and potato burrito;
"Damn son, I just dropped mad fecal biscuits in the bowl right quick."
"Yoooo it smells someone deposited some fecal biscuits in this bitch, cop some febreeze!"
"She was so drunk last night she got fecal biscuits all over the floor."
"Yoooo it smells someone deposited some fecal biscuits in this bitch, cop some febreeze!"
"She was so drunk last night she got fecal biscuits all over the floor."
by chris stevenson March 14, 2008
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by spadox June 12, 2019
Get the fecker mug.Michael Jackson's go-to synonym for the bodily brown that all humans produce, DooDoo Feces is a lighter, more casual take on the notorious Number Two - a shitty substitution for any situation.
Dad: "I yanked my denims off, and there they were, speckled on my thighs-"
Son: "What was there?"
Dad: "Well, Son, it was none other than your dear old Dad's DooDoo Feces."
Guy 1: "Hey broh, wanna go out and tame some strange?"
Guy 2: "Yeah man, lemme just quick spray some DooDoo Feces."
Son: "What was there?"
Dad: "Well, Son, it was none other than your dear old Dad's DooDoo Feces."
Guy 1: "Hey broh, wanna go out and tame some strange?"
Guy 2: "Yeah man, lemme just quick spray some DooDoo Feces."
by StrangerInDanger May 14, 2018
Get the DooDoo Feces mug.Characteristic of a person who fucks up everything they get involved with. Often witnessed in the workplace with respect to projects that do not go well.
Boss to employee: I think Johnny has some capacity to assist with the Johnson Project.
Employee: No fucking way- that dude has the fecal touch. Everything he gets involved with turns into a piece of shit- he's a complete brokedick.
Employee: No fucking way- that dude has the fecal touch. Everything he gets involved with turns into a piece of shit- he's a complete brokedick.
by Steelman7 July 10, 2010
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Why Josh, you untruthful flexible container of feces!!!
Why Josh, you untruthful flexible container of feces!!!
by Telephony May 4, 2013
Get the untruthful flexible container of feces mug.The type of shit you have that is anything but solid. It pours out of your butt like Bisquick pancake batter except no ones making breakfast. Consistency and smell may vary depending on food and beverage consumed prior to dropping a batter of fecal bisquick.
Fecal bisquick: When you have to drop a slop, aka a sloppy poop, dump, shit.
Typically occurs after a night of drinking alcohol or immediately after eating Taco Bell.
Also known as spackling the toilet bowl.
Typically occurs after a night of drinking alcohol or immediately after eating Taco Bell.
Also known as spackling the toilet bowl.
by loschris44 January 3, 2014
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