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whats fappening

to ask what is going on in one's sexual life, similar to asking whats happening.
guy 1: hey man whats fappening?
guy 2: eh very little, been on a dry streak lately.
by w.e.e.b. July 28, 2011
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Fattingham

a morbidly obese female that refuses to acknoweldge her weight issue.
"dude, she''s such a fattingham, tell her to cover that stuff up!"
by Oh_the_irony December 10, 2009
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fappening

an event that occurs when someone on the internet releases a large amount of fappable or nude/semi-nude pictures of famous people.
"When those girls hit up the topless beaches in Spain, a great fappening will consume the internet."
by TJNR September 2, 2014
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Flattening the curve

When you get a boner and you do everything in your power to make it go back down as fast as possible.

Also something that we are doing, just vertically.
by Iwouldlovetoseeleafycomeback September 8, 2020
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Fatting

When you're at a café or restaurant etc and you and your friend(s) sit there for hours eating even though you're not hungry cuz you've got nothing better to do.
A bunch of friends have been at a café Afro about 4 hours and have eaten a pizza,ice cream,cake, pastries,chips and are waiting on an order of cannoli are fatting
by Binta_schiyade July 31, 2015
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Flattening Your Mouse

The term used when you bash your mouse repeatedly against your mouse pad in rage.
Person 1: What's that banging sound coming from my room?

Person 2: Oh Person 3 is in there Flattening Your Mouse

Person 3: Isn't that the term used when you bash your mouse repeatedly against your mouse pad in rage?

Person 2: Yep.

Person 3: Maybe I should bash it against your face.

Person 1: Well that escalated quickly.
by Achillies Fortifier November 3, 2014
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Fartening

The process of farting an object is called the fartening. The past tense for it is "fartened."
Jim: "yo guys today I am going to play minecraft"

John: "have you fartened your PC"

Jim: "whoops, time to do the fartening!"
by I_loveFallGuys2 September 4, 2023
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