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It means drip or jewelry because when you have a failing faucet it leaks, and when it leaks, it drips therefore faucet failure=drip
by i’m stupid af bro August 18, 2019
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A massive catastrophic failure or malfunction caused by stupidity. It is primarily used in online games.
When the Hotwire jumped out of the APC before they reached the back of the power plant, she was zapped by the Obelisk. Without enough C4 to put on the terminal, the mission was a goat failure. (Command and Conquer: Renagade)
by ImaginaryGod January 30, 2009
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Takatori Failure

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Trying to delete all traces of embarrassment after a feeble attempt at anonymously trolling others on Reddit.
I committed a Takatori Failure, I'm going to delete my history in this thread. Not--as you will no doubt assume--because I was wrong, but because I am embarrassed to have engaged with you over something so pointless.
by Takatori Himself May 8, 2013
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Utter lack of common sense to make intelligent decisions between options, when one of them is, by far, the best.
Client: "I want to know why I keep choosing the wrong guy to fall in love with... Is it that I am cursed?
Tarot Reader: "Let´s see. Cut the deck with your left hand two times to the left. Now, choose a card"
Client: "Oh No! The Devil card! See? I am cursed!
Tarot Reader: "No darling, in this case The Devil card means filter failure, in other words, that you are stupidly attached to your lower instincts."

Suit 1: "Man, I can´t catch up with my Tweeter account... information overload."
Suit 2: "Not at all. It´s not info overload. It is filter failure!"
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by rperazag May 31, 2010
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Sadly, he had enough back-up to cover up his faults.
by Ixx April 25, 2005
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When something malfunctions by virtue of not existing at all. Taken (but not precisely) from "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy". In the original usage, a spaceship existed for a while and then spontaneously disappeared.
Bob: Can I borrow your car?
Bill: Nope. Sorry. It's having a total existence failure.
by Al Benedict October 22, 2009
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I would take 14-6 over an 18-1 failure any day.
by 1337 |-|4x0|2 February 10, 2008
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