Fakerism

The practice of being a fake ass bitch.

Jane- "Hey John can I borrow a cigarette?"
John- "Sorry I'm all out."
*Later, unbeknownst to John, Jane sees he has cigarettes.*
Jane- "That's some fakerism."

Bush- "We need to stop Congressional earmarks!"
*Bush's proposed 2009 Budget contains thousands of earmarks*

by Qweda May 4, 2008

Fader

A person who makes a commitment to another and then drops them at the last moment with or without prior notification. The act can be referred to as a fade

Toni promised to see a movie with me, but she is a fader and i had to go on my own

by Derek the bandit February 1, 2009

faker baker

one who fakes smoking pot

Ryan McCall is a faker baker

by bridget and david and kevin and chink March 21, 2008

Fakery

A "bakery" or "coffee shop" or other "small business" that is a front for a drug dealer, used to launder money and provide more interesting means of drug consumption.

Him: Man, my guy won't return my call.
Me: It's aight yo, I know this fakery, we can get some brownies.

by Dreucifer September 1, 2006

Falker

A person who is a Facebook Stalker. Tries to add you as a friend multiple times even though you have no idea who they are. After many failed attempts they get mad enough to send you numerous emails asking why you won't add them as a friend thus making them look psychotic and stalker-ish.

Haley is such a psycho, she needs to get a life. She tried friending me on Facebook 10 times this month and I keep ignoring it. Then she sent me a few emails demanding to know why I won't add her as a friend. I don't know you, leave me along you "Falker"!

by SassyJax01 December 2, 2010

fadvertisement

Noun; an advertisement based on one or more current fads, such as electronics or celebrities. Most frequently used to describe banner ads on websites (including gifs, flash animations, and text ads).

Yeah, that ad for a free iPod ended up taking me to Goatse.cx. Stupid chatroom.

Let's see... Which one is Eminem? Well, black...black...ah ha! White!

by Doug Tammany February 24, 2005

MAWTHER FAWKERS

BIG GODDAMN MOTHS WITH HAIR THAT BOMB AT YOUR DOME WHILE TRYING TO DRINK YO BEEYA IN VEGAS AT THE CIRCLE BAR!!

OH EM G! I WAS JUST TRYIN TO TO MAKE LIKE A CHAIR FOR EB, AND THESE MAWTHER FAWKERS KEPT KAMIKAZEE'ING INTO ME!!....GODDAMN MAWTHER FAWKERS!!

I STOMPED THE MAWTHER FAWKING SHIT OUT OF THEM OVER AND OVER.

by KYLEBEAR June 30, 2009