Faceist

Someone who judges another individual or group because of their face(s).

I hate you!
Why?
Because you have a mole on your face.
That's faceist!

by mmmm...rootbeer April 16, 2009

Escape Fartist

The person who lets a little one go and acts as if it never happened, as if it was just a gust of wind.

I was at the salon getting a massage with a girlfriend of mine and she was the typical escape fartist, letting little ones go as if it was the massage table moving.

by thats gross March 13, 2009

fartist

Noun: One who elevates the act of passing gas
(flatulence) to an art form. Coined by "Loveline" host Adam Carolla

"When I pass gas at the writing table at 'Jimmy Kimmell Live', I'm expressing myself--I'm a fartist."

by sholay December 29, 2003

Fattist

Someone who dislikes fat people, their whining, their medical problems and their excuses.
The tax payer supports their fat asses giving them no incentive to do anything about it, though why they care to stay that way no one knows.
Fact : Most people are fat because they are greedy and or lazy. I know this because I too used to be fat - then I got sick of my own whining and did something about it.
Fact: It is going to be made an 'offense' to call anyone 'fat' or 'obese'. Okay, let's not be honest and tip-toe around the problem - that should help.

'Wow! Look how fat that guy is!'
'Hey! Don't say that, that's rude you fattist!'

by Lyricalgangsta December 14, 2012

Fartist

A person who discriminates against people who fart (similar to racist)

Suzy: Hey, guess who I ran into?
Tom: *farts*
Suzy: Eewwww!!!! You're disgusting, you know that!?!!
Tom: Stop being such a fartist! Soon, it will be against the law!!

by OffBeatDrummer July 2, 2020

Fartistic

One who is capable of wide ranges of flatchulence.

Karl - "My god man, was that Donny farting in the kitchen?"
Chad- "Yep, he is gifted huh? Very fartistic..."

by Chiggy Tha Rippa June 13, 2010

Factsitive

A Mixture of Facts that acts like a Laxitive,Flurging Bullshit from the Brain.

He's been going around spouting pure Bullshit. Give that boy a Factsitive.

by Waboa February 7, 2009