FARTBASS

fartbass is a word used to inject humor and is also a type of stock

Hey Duane, how's your Fartbass stock doing?

by Fartbass April 4, 2008

spinal fart

an enjoyable fart that vibrates so hard and loudly it decompresses your spine and cracks your lower back. you may feel so embarrassed or proud depending on the audience but won't matter because you feel double relief.

My chiropractor suggested that I eat a burrito wrapped with navy beans, hard cheddar, sour cream cheese, potato chunks, and grade D beef to give me spinal farts because he's tired of cracking my back for cheap pay.

by Graven Sevagorn August 24, 2010

Post-period farts

When period is over kept in farts just flatualate outward without victim notiseing

It stinks! Must be my post-period farts...

by Muis_Rip9 August 15, 2018

Chainsaw fart

Erupting gas exiting the anus violently. It can scratch the anus upon its departure if you decide to trust it.

My chainsaw fart scratched my anus.

by Crocodile1 September 25, 2018

fartschmagel

Gaseous foods such as bean burritos that cause farting!

Since l had all that fartschmagel at El Rancho Burritos, l have stunk everything up!

by I, Wreckerrr November 2, 2020

Fartnuts

The "Oh,no!" lumps in a fart that you knew in advance that you shouldn't have risked, due to recent diarrhea.

I felt the fartnuts, and knew that I had to go home to change my shorts.

by Phuqit October 14, 2009

Rage Fart

A conscious decision to fart both audibly and forcefully as a means to convey your frustration or disapproval.

When I learned that the hotel's WIFI was down, I rage farted thunderously. The concierge looked away first.

by McTalko May 12, 2015