Extended Selfie

The Extended Selfie is the upgraded non-lame version of the social media phenomenon known as Selfie. Selfie by definition is a photo taken in which the photographer is also the subject of the photograph. The Extended Selfie has been made popular by the lead singer of a well known central Florida band called TUG. Like the Selfie, the Extended Selfie is taken of oneself, but unlike the Selfie it is taken in video form and recorded to music, additionally the subject or subjects in the video must remain still or you will have an Extended Selfie FAIL. Extended Selfies are purposely cheesy, humor filled and mock the original Selfie concept. Correctly executed Extended Selfies have been known to inspire poetry, get one laid, soil ones clothing and/or CHANGE YOUR LIFE! Pick your poses wisely, but more importantly pick your music choice carefully!

Grace: Lets take a Selfie
Danny: Selfies are lamesauce, lets take an extended selfie like a boss to Prince's Purple Rain.

Grace: OMG Extended Selfies are the most amazing thing in this world! Life changed!!

by Jessie Lane January 7, 2014

We’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty

A scam call about something that should have been sent in the mail

"We’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty"
" i dont have a car , im 10 years old"

by palledenseje1998 November 29, 2021

Extended Essay

4000 words of pure pain, insomnia, coffee and supreme procrastination. EE for enemies. Works effectively as catalyst to extinguish its victims' sleep time. Will cause its victims to curse their own existence, doubt their eventual intelligence (most of the times just leftovers of it, due to World Lit, ToK and other kinds of cerebral massacre) and devote to coffee-ism. Finding a way of distorting a very simple idea into a million-word sentence, in a desperate attempt to cover as many words as possible.

Time 1: Hey, what's up?
Time 2: I have to go, there is a guy trying to work on his Extended Essay. Gotta go FAAAAST!

by A non-proud IBer July 25, 2011

extender style

To extend something, Specificaly pertaining to your penis.

Dude im so flacid right now, I think im gonna go extender style.

by patrick the extender master December 18, 2009

Extended Blink

What you do when you come home from a long day of doing nonsense; sleep.

"You trynna chill right now bro?"
"Nah, nigga, it's been a long day. I'm boutta take an extended blink."
"Aight, nigga, bet."

by Fresh Timbs June 1, 2018

Your car’s extended warranty

The thing that you should have received something in the mail about.

Scammer: “We’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty...”
Me: “FUCK OFF FOR FUCKS SAKE!!”

by gymscooter January 7, 2021

Extended Essay

4,000 words of pure hell

I wrote my extended essay in Literature. I did not sleep for 3 days straight.

by L. Christine April 7, 2009