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expasshole

When you bang your girl for so long that her asshole starts to widen.
Jimbob: Once I'm done expassholeing you, I could stick a mug two feet up your ass.
by Hiiamcactus June 27, 2017
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Whenever one goes on a vacation of any length, the luggage can never fit the same way in the suitcase as it did as one was packing for the trip.
Me: Wow, why can't I fit my clothes in this suitcase like it fit a week ago?

Friend: It's the universal law of luggage expansion, dude!

Me: Ohh yeah, that's right. Forgot!
by Mullenator February 21, 2010
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expansive

(original meaning)
1. expansive- extensive, deep, complex, not easily seen or understood.

2. expansive- redneck mispronunciation of "expensive"
1.
Senator: The expansive bill passing through the senate will hurt the economy.

2.
Redneck 1: That is one daggum nice truck you got there,
how much d'ya git it for?

Redneck 2: I can't quite remember, but I knows it was expansive!
by BrielThur October 9, 2009
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belongings expansion

Mysterious phenomenon by which belongings no longer fit into ones suitcase when returning home from vacation, even after having acquired no additional items.
"What the hell man, i haven't acquired a damn thing since we got here, and suddenly nothing fits in this suitcase!"
"What you've got here is a case of BELONGINGS EXPANSION."
by clemy January 1, 2012
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cranial expansion

The feeling of immense pressure on the inside of your skull the morning after a party.
Guy: "Holy shit, this is the worst cranial expansion I've ever had. Where the hell am I?"

Girl: " Yeah, you were pretty wasted last night, you asked me if I wanted to 'take it to the next level'. I laughed right onto the floor. That Hyundai guy who lives here wants to know where we are, too."
by Luke the Nuke October 5, 2006
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expat'd

1. Noun used to describe the abuse given from Expats to locals.
2. Used to describe the obnoxious behavior displayed among Expats.

3. Used to describe a situation in which money is used to solve a problem.
1. "My Chinese speaking taxi driver took a wrong turn so I screamed in his face till he started crying. I totally went expat on his ass."
2. "You should have seen the look on the maid's face this morning. Someone expat'd the pool and left a floater."

3. "It cost me 2000 dollars to get this picture hung but I couldn't be bothered so I expat'd that shit."
by mr. expat August 3, 2011
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Expansion Pack

Slang for gay.
Jake: Harris is an expansion pack
by JakeB_YT December 14, 2018
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