Egodeism

Egodeism - noun
1. Belief in the self as supreme being.
2. Belief in the self as Godlike
See also: ID, SUPEREGO and THEISM

1. I am an Egodeist, I am the creator of my universe.

2. I am en Egodeist, I believe that I can achieve immortality through Godlike ascension.

by CJ Mules May 2, 2005

exodouche

The sudden and very appreciated exit of a large group of annoying, loud and obnoxious douchebags from a bar/lounge scene. This particular phenomenon occurs mostly in Hoboken, New Jersey during important sporting events. It can also be seen near Houston street, NYC when a lounge or club becomes too cultural or ethnic for the dbags' taste. An exodouche immediately follows.

I was chilling in my favorite spot fingerbanging my girl under the table when the yells of ten guys at the bar area assaulted my ears. I couldn't tell any of them apart, and they all had on long-sleeved striped shirts. I expected a frat anthem at any moment. Reluctantly I removed my hand, walked up to the bar and told the stupidest looking one that I suck dick for money. The group fled the scene in a massive exodouche.

by denalipark August 23, 2009

exodia draw engine deck

A type of Deck in the Children's Card Game also known As Yu-Gi-Oh!, that's main focus is Drawing cards until you get all Five Pieces of Exodia, enabling a One-Turn-Kill. Mostly used by people with no true skill in the game, (or any imagination) as a Method for a quick and easy (and very cheap) win.
It is also the type of deck used by Generic Villains with no Genuine backstory.

Example 1:
Person 1: "Well, on DN I just dueled this guy who really lacks any true skill at children's card games, and no imagine nation at all."
Person 2: "Let me guess: exodia draw engine deck?"
Person 1: "Yep, how did you know?"
Person 2: "Well if I chose to play a children's card game back lacked any imagination and skill, that's what I would do.

Example 2:
Generic Villain: "Your friend is right Yugi, you stand no chance against my ultimate strategy."
Yami Yugi: "Let me guess: You're trying to summon Exodia: The Forbidden One?"
Generic Villain: "NO! How does he know?!"
Yami Yugi: "Well, if I were a Generic Villain with no Genuine Backstroy, that's what I would be doing too."
The above example come from YGOTAS.

by arandomobserver2 September 18, 2013

exosexual

A person who finds aliens attractive in a very sexual manner. They typically dream about being kidnapped by aliens and they consider the earthlings unworthy of sexual contact.

Ex: Oh my god, in that Spielberg movie this actor gave me such a boner! Boy, I 'm talking about a real sex bomb!

Person 2: Whoa, wait... Are you talking about E. T.?
Person 1: Yes!!!
Person 2: Get lost, you exosexual freak!

by Strat(osphera) December 22, 2022

exoneration day

the day when the girl you banged gets her period, and everything smells nicer, tastes better, and just seems right with the world

I was sitting in class when a text from my girlfriend, who just got her period, made me aware that it was exoneration day.

by miami genitals October 27, 2010

Exident

A person who is of Ex or past relationships or Intimate companionship!

Your ex lover is an Exident not an accident!

by Ya yo November 26, 2019

exodus black

When a man ejaculates into a womens belly button, and then proceeds to stick his tip into the belly button. When the guy pulls out his dick, just the tip will be white

I did an amazing exodus black with this chick yesterday

by Goobula November 16, 2017