exhaustipated

being too tired to poop

I am exhaustipated. I need some sleep.

by HeatherLC71 April 15, 2008

exhaustipated

this is what happens when ur exhausted from getting constipated cause ur trying so hard to push ur poo out but it wont come out.

"OH MY GOD I WAS SOO EXHAUSTIPATED AFTER THAT CRAPLESS CRAP I TOOK"

by guy who poos a lot April 22, 2010

Exhausterbated

Exhaustion due to vigerous activity. Activities may vary. To exhausterbate, to be exhausterbated, the act of exhausterbating one's self.

"Man, I've been shaking this chocolate milk carton for like ten minutes, I am completely exhausterbated."

"I was totally exhausterbating myself out last night but I stopped early when I managed a Bush Doctrine."

by Collin T. Knutzen January 14, 2009

Exhaustipated

When you are literally too tired to even force out a poo. Not even all the gravity on mars could help you push one out.

"Babe I am absolutely exhaustipated."

by pecheur23 March 17, 2016

exhaustercated

clearly appearing to be three times more tired than the average person

I haven't slept in days, i am exhaustercated.

by Sleepwalker451 May 24, 2018

Exhaustabated

Absoloutley nackered from cracking one out.

or in simple english.

Very, very, tired from having masturbated.

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Ian: "I'm well exhaustabated tonight"

Sarah : "Beautiful, cause that's exactly what i wanted to know about you"

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Ian: "Whats wrong Sarah?"

Sarah: "Im all exhaustabated out."

by Plant & Murph Co. March 10, 2009

Exhaustipated

Noun, When someone or somebody is too tired to give a shit.

*After a long night of heavy drinking*
Jimmy: "Dude, James, Your car is gone! Somebody must've stolen it while we were in the bar!"
James: "I'll call Allstate in the morning - I'm far too exhaustipated."

by MondayGaming November 27, 2012