Ex

The Ex is someone you most likely now Loathe, but at some point loved, or maybe just enjoyed having around, normally the result of a breaking up of a relationship of some sorts.

The word Ex is normally followed by these words..

Girlfriend, Boyfriend, Wife, Partner.

All these do apply..and a few more do too.

The easiest way to become an Ex, is to Cheat -
(mainly meaning to have sexual intercourse with another male/female whilst you are with you main boy/girl/partner etc)

BE WARNED! - your mates will hate you if you perform the above act, and they are friends with the guy/girl you cheat on.

Cheating will normally be accompanied by lies and deceit, in some cases a hidden guilt.

Dan: "Nicola cheated on my last with another guy, she denied it at first..but then the second time I asked her she confessed, I dumped her, sh is now my Ex"

Gary: "Bro, She's a NO-GOOD whore"

Dan: "Well now iv'e seen her true colours, and i'm glad she is gone"

Gary: "Good for you bro, she didn't deserve you, especialy if she was going to treat you like that, you deserve better"

Dan: "Yeah, I do, thanks man"

by Sickle1986 November 15, 2007

Ex

A person who used to be close to you, (boyfriend/girlfriend, bff, babysitter, Uber, etc.) but now that person or you has moved on. Either you don’t like them or they don’t like you.

Person 1:Omg my ex texted, should I text back?
Person 2: you dont need him in your life again.
Person 1: you right.

by HÏT ØR MΊŚ?! December 27, 2018

Ex

Someone who hurts you most before you get an ACTUAL lover, unless you have 3+ exes. Might as well stop dating until you're thirty.

"My ex ate my chicken."
"My ex found my chocolate and hurt my feelings."

by Whatyouatefordinner May 29, 2018

Ex

Dumb Stoopid bitch

That's a Stoopid dumb bitch must be a ex

by Crazyy. June 4, 2020

.exe

something that people used in creepypastas to make it scary

Have you heard of sonic.exe?

Yeah

by asahinastan November 4, 2021

Ex

Someone you don’t ever see again. Someone you try to avoid at all cost and despise. Usually idiots

My ex is so fucking dumb, I wish he would die already

by Tittyfuck76 October 11, 2019

ex

a word used by thousands of people around the world as a cover up for the words obnoxiouss, evil, and slutty

Oh, him? Yeah, I hate him. He's just like my ex

by someone who is NOT interested June 8, 2011