by Aroson September 6, 2021
Get the Excatlu mug.An election where both sides spew out a bunch of bullshit promises or policies that won't come true after inauguration, just so they can score votes from the gullible, stupid majority of the human race.
TV Anchor: Well, you heard it there folks, he will lower taxes, provide ultimate shelter for the homeless, wax your car, mow your lawn and paint your house if you vote for him.
Dan: Wow, this guy's great! I'm voting for him!
Me: Fucking ejactulections...
Dan: Wow, this guy's great! I'm voting for him!
Me: Fucking ejactulections...
by Mai Valentine August 11, 2009
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Liana lovingly looked up, flashed her rakish grin and said, "Normally, I'm ejactose intolerant, but I think I'll be fine. I'm not even mad. That's amazing"
by Cam McCormick February 2, 2005
Get the ejactose intolerant mug.Synonym of exact. Usually used to describe full agreement, can also be used to describe an obvious agreement.
by M.v.R. February 10, 2012
Get the exactomundo mug.1. To make a problem or situation worse by masturbating to it. This can be done by either masturbating to the people involved, or the predicament itself.
2. To make a problem or situation worse by masturbating.
Exasturbate is a cross between the words masturbate and the dictionary definition of exacerbate
2. To make a problem or situation worse by masturbating.
Exasturbate is a cross between the words masturbate and the dictionary definition of exacerbate
1. Pete did not realize that he was only making his recent divorce to his ex-wife far more painful by excessively masturbating to her topless bakini photos from the time they spent their honeymoon at a nude beach in France. Pete's exasturbation eventually led him to commit suicide.
2. Johnny really wants to shape up, find a job and become an active member of society. Unfortunately his excessive masturbating is preventing him from finding a productive use of his time. If Johnny really wants to stop living his life cum to cum, he will need to end his destructive exasturbating immediately.
2. Johnny really wants to shape up, find a job and become an active member of society. Unfortunately his excessive masturbating is preventing him from finding a productive use of his time. If Johnny really wants to stop living his life cum to cum, he will need to end his destructive exasturbating immediately.
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