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1990 Jeep Cherokee Grand Wagoneer.
Grey with fake wood paneling.
Purpose: to have sex in and is also great for hauling band equipment.
My first car was Elwood.
Elwood by Shelby Stafford April 22, 2006
A mood, in which someone acts 'emo.'
Jack, usually a very happy guy, was acting all emoody. Hide the razor blades.
Emoody by JMHX316 August 21, 2010
Electronic wood, e-mails are made from it.
"I can't email you because I'm out of e-wood"
e-wood by Maarten1995 December 6, 2015
A guy who has the urge to look at 3 year old pussy.
Kira: Ayo bro, wyd?
Random: Man I saw this one girl at Kindergarten and she-
Kira: HOLY SHIT YOU’RE SUCH AN EYOODI
Eyoodi by Mightyanime February 5, 2021
An widely misunderstood version of Ewok where the user singles out somebody who is an ewoog
Thanks ewoog!
Ewoog by furiouswank December 25, 2012

Ewoolutionary Psychopathy 

Incorrectly labelled "Evolutionary Psychology" by its proponents, Ewoolutionary Psychopathy is a pseudoscience popular among self-declared "Race Realists", "Neoreactionaries", "Pick-Up Artists" and similar pseudointellectual bigots. The goal is to declare their personal biases to be the "Natural Order" that must be obeyed. In reality, their understanding of evolution and behavioural science is superficial at best, their arguments based mostly on sensationalistic science reporting and economics woo. Any similarities to actual evolutionary psychology purely coincidental.
"Evolutionary psychology proves that betas calling their females 'darling' is just virtue signaling to feign a heigher sexual market value. Are you denying evolutionary psychology, cuck?"
"I do not. However, your nonsense has nothing to do with evolutionary psychology. It's ewoolutionary psychopathy."