Ewan

An extremely "small" biatch who gets laid more times than we could even imagine...think about it!

I totally ewaned tonight!

by Brown beauty March 9, 2003

Ewan

Fat stupid and ugly unwanted soul brought from hell as saiten himself couldn’t stand him

OMG Charlie is such a ewan!

by Is the truth to hard bi**h November 9, 2019

Ewan

Ewan is a very overdramatic person who lovessssss to make people feel bad about themselves and he thinks that it is okay to act like he is gonna kill himself by putting a gun to his head.But anyone can fall for him like anyone because Ewan could just say hi to you and you would fall in love with him only because of his cute ass eyes and personality....

"oh my god Ewan is soooo dramatic"

by skirrrttt February 19, 2019

Ewan

Has the smallest fucking Irish cock in the world.

"Ewan go get away and never come near me with your small Irish cock or tic tac

by Greg musarda December 13, 2016

Ewan

A Ewan is a highly respected captain of his race. The race I mean is the albino race. All Ewans are pasty albino white boys who can get very sun burn. Ewans are also virgins and will never get laid. He is the most albino the albinos can get and sometimes comoflaugue. But the thing about Ewans is that you can't see them that well and are mistaken for ghost. Ewans cannot bounce and can go to Gulag.

I can't see him, it must be an Ewan.
He so white that he's an Ewan.
Ewan is the pasty albino white person of all time.

by Yao Guy June 15, 2018

Ewan

STAY AWAY FROM EWAN (unless your gay.) Ewan is a sort of person who will go around jumping on any dicks he can find, he is also referred to as a gay man whore. Ewan is a deeply racist person. Hhu if you have a dick over 7"

Ewan! Come jump on my white 8" inch dick!

by Biglicker16 November 28, 2019

Ewan

A prick.
Seriously.
Just a prick.

John: Ewan is such a Ewan
Jill: What does that mean?
John: He’s a prick.

by Ewan Cain October 28, 2019