Definitions by EwanGotPranked

Ewan 

The largest homosexual in the known universe, has a dog called Franklin

Bruv, least I'm not as gay as Ewan

Ewan by EwanGotPranked March 29, 2019

Bannos 

A large hairy looking male who looks like a bit like Ed Sheeran. Enjoys vomiting on the floor like a rabid dog and licking the peanut butter off his own testicles.

Dude look at that fucken Bannos over-there licking his own testicles!

Bannos by EwanGotPranked March 29, 2019