Ewan

The largest homosexual in the known universe, has a dog called Franklin

Bruv, least I'm not as gay as Ewan

by EwanGotPranked March 29, 2019

Bannos

A large hairy looking male who looks like a bit like Ed Sheeran. Enjoys vomiting on the floor like a rabid dog and licking the peanut butter off his own testicles.

Dude look at that fucken Bannos over-there licking his own testicles!

by EwanGotPranked March 29, 2019