Evolity

a. The name of a multigenre band from Sulpher Springs, Texas. Guitarist Josh and guitar/vocalist Dure'll. Dure'll created the word "evolity" to describe the events, torments and experiences of a Knight in a story in which the knight is writing a warning letter to a young squire. Story written by Dure'll Twitty
b. The evolution or growth of evil in a person, community, people etc.
c. The progression of lack of moral, and kind treatment ot others.

The counselor realized the evolity in johns history at school could explain his recent behavement. One can easily see the evolity in our community that is driving us all downward a spiral. A Bully, rise or terrorists.

by The Astral Fisherman December 31, 2008

evolution toe

When your second toe is longer than your first toe.

by Hippy on a Bike October 16, 2003

pro evowned

To be "Pro Evowned" is to suffer a bad defeat on Pro Evolution Soccer, to concede a stunning goal on Pro Evolution Soccer, or finally to miss scoring an easy goal on Pro Evolution Soccer.

The term combines the words "Pro Evo" (Shorthand for Pro Evolution Soccer) and "Owned".

Player 1: Haha, you just got Pro Evowned.
Player 2: :(

by Timmy October 10, 2004

Evolution

A scientific theory that all life on earth descended from a common ancestor. Evolution has been repeatedly proven and observed time and time again, yet most of the morons writing definitions for Evolution on urbandictionary.com choose to ignore that.

Average Creotard/Mentally retarded redneck: Evolution b'aint be reel cuz dat der bibl tingy be sayin' su!

by StarySky July 9, 2011

Evoloving

Learning lessons after each romantic relationship and getting closer to finding an ideal partner.

I'm definitely evoloving, I finally learned my lesson about dating married men. They never leave their wives!

by LoveJoyVitality November 13, 2010

Evolve to crab

Exact opposite of return to monke,
Basically the next fucking level

Return to monke, Evolve to crab,
The choice is yours.

by SniperFoxy34 December 30, 2021

Peak Evolution

The top of the bell curve in the evolution of man. The point in time at which the betterment of each generation over the previous one ceases to occur, and the species begins to backslide toward stupidity. Peak Evolution occurs when morons procreate faster than the enlightened.

The 2016 election would someday be seen as tangible evidence of peak evolution.

by The Jeff S February 5, 2017