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outdated farm equipment

Markett: Dayyyum (damn) this rap music be hardcore.

John: Quiet, you piece of outdated farm equipment.

Markett: What the @#!~ you just say?
by FuzZo July 17, 2006
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obsolete farm equipment

- " Is Jimmy in the bar? If he's there, his motorcycle will be parked out front."
- " I know, I can't tell, my view's blocked, all I can see is a bunch of obsolete farm equipment."
by kartie606 March 8, 2008
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equinebrium

A physical state where you are more adept at tasks which are difficult when too sober or too drunk (e.g. bowling, pool, beer pong, hitting on the opposite sex)

See:
Equilibrium - a state of balance
inebriated - made drunk, intoxicate
I always start out sucking at beer pong, but there is that magic time in the night when I hit equinebrium and I just start making cups.
by Dr. 84 April 17, 2010
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beer equilibrium

The phenomenon that occurs when the perfect blood alcohol level is reached while drinking and playing bar sports, resulting in near God-like performance at darts or pool.
Dude, that's like 3 bulleyes in a row. You have clearly attained you beer equilibrium.
by Blair Semchuk October 28, 2008
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modern farm equipment

Harry Mexicans. No need for big green tractors when you've got Mexicans.
Juan is a piece of fine modern farm equipment
by Harrymexican January 16, 2017
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Equifucked

Pronounced: e·qui·fuct/ˌēkwiˈfucked/

When presented with a decision where there is no right answer or safe plan of action. Similar to being stuck between a rock and a hard place.
Example 1.
Buddy: "hum shitty poo, this fucking bus is never going to turn up is it. :( We could walk home in this lightning storm through the field of pylons? Or we could accept the lift from PychoSteve in his ice cream van?"

Guy: "Fuck knows, we're equifucked!!"

Example 2.
At the end of a long days boozing and perving Cunt-of-the-gang was equifucked. Tits or chips? he asked himself. To peruse one would result in the loss of the other.
by little miss clarebear August 30, 2011
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well equipped

impressive in the male genital area
"last night was amazing

did he have a big.. erm you know?

"oh my, yes he was well equipped"
by CRC261195 January 5, 2014
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