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to have very strong game inspite of or on account of a hint of sleaze.
Anish partied like a rockstar last night. When I saw him pinch my CEO's ass I knew he had espn on.
by zombie March 6, 2005
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ESPN

Yo dude I wonder how many goals were allowed during the 3rd Tuesday night of June in 1966?

Turn on ESPN, Erroneous statistics presented nightly mate!
by anonymous June 26, 2021
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ESPN

ESPN (Entertainment Sports Pension Nationality): An organization that integrates entertainment, sports, and pension services with a focus on supporting national identity. It provides retired athletes with pension plans and opportunities to engage in entertainment and sports-related activities that promote national pride.
Example: After retiring from professional soccer, Maria enrolled in ESPN (Entertainment Sports Pension Nationality), receiving a pension while participating in national sports initiatives and entertainment events that celebrate her contributions to the sport.
by bergerpicard16 January 21, 2025
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ESPN Stat

A statistic so specific or fitting that it allows mediocre players to be compared to all-time greats. This kind of stat is generally used by ESPN to push a narrative
ESPN: Michael Jordan and Ben Dover are the only players in NBA history to score 27+ points, 12.45+ assists, and exactly 69 rebounds in the month of January when it’s snowing outside.

You: What a bullshit ESPN Stat
by Rbern18 January 25, 2022
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ESPN Troglodyte

A person, typically male and characterized by a low IQ, obsession with sports and a macho or jockish demeanor. The typical ESPN Troglodyte feels an almost primal need to watch hopelessly repetitive ESPN offerings such as Sportscenter. These people subscribe to the ESPN orthodoxy that any and all material displayed on ESPN with the exception of watching an actual game in progress is supremely relevant. These people tend not to understand that most of this material is in effect filler used to fill the void between tidbits of potentially interesting professional sport related news. Any unexpected break in viewing (for instance, changing the channel or momentarily blocking the screen by walking between it and the viewer) will cause the ESPN Troglodyte great discomfort and on occasion will cause the ESPN Troglodyte to lash out verbally or physically.
I went to the gym today, All three TVs were showing Sportscenter. I decided to protect my mind from being turned to mush by changing one to the Science Channel. As soon as I did an ESPN Troglodyte began heaping his abuse on me demanding that I change it back. WTF?
by uuth October 22, 2010
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ESPN 8 "the Ocho"

Bringing you the finest from seldom seen sports from around the world since 1999.
Did you watch the Amateur, Division 1 Curling district champions last night? It was on ESPN 8 "the Ocho"!
by Clavefor January 11, 2015
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ESPN kid

One of those sport kids from your high school who wears sweat pants every day. An espn kid leaves his TV on ESPN all day even though its boring and repeats the same shit every ten mins.
"Why does that fucker cool guy everyone and get laid even though he is boring, not funny, and wears nike sweat pants everyday (and/or basketball shorts with tall nike socks and sandals)"?

"Well it's because he's a goddamn blockhead ESPN kid".
by dungeonhustler October 12, 2014
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