Projectile Erectile

Projectile erectile is where a penis has been cut off of the man’s groin and loaded into a crossbow, the crossbow then shoots the penis at the desired target exploding the penis on impact

Yo my man Rickly Dickly, I preformed Projectile Erectile on your sister last night

by King Cereal January 16, 2023

Erectile Disfunction

the worst thing known to man!

dude i fucking hate erectile dysfunction

by dirty old man April 26, 2005

Erectile melt down

When you ejaculate and you can't stop it just keeps gushing out even when you are not erect.

Susan I think I'm having an erectile melt down what should we do?

by T-rent October 10, 2014

Erectile Dysfunction

I wanted a mug that puts my condition on full display for everybody to see

give me my Erectile Dysfunction mug.

by Spook404 January 30, 2020

erectile disfuction

one usually a men who has difficulty obtainng erection who needs to use a medication such as viagra or cialis

DYlkan Field.... has trouble gettin a boner therefore he has an erectile disfuction unlike his friend philson who has no problem getting one!

by pilldyl July 24, 2006

Erectile Kissfunction

When you're so ready to go, you blow your load the moment you start kissing.

Guy 1: "How'd your date with that girl go?"
Guy 2: "Came way too early just from kissing her. Damn erectile kissfunction!"

by MRBLAUSKY July 10, 2017

Elective stupidity

The choice one makes that is obviously illogical, plainly unintelligent, potentially dangerous, destructive to self and others and yet the choice is made and the consequences unforgiving

His broken, dead body was proof that his poor choice was an example of elective stupidity.

by Ofashea January 16, 2022