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Test Engineer

A pessimistic scapegoat, whose job is verification and validation, that is blamed for every problem they identify during a test.
It's that Test Engineer's fault we didn't meet schedule.
by Syd Crowe August 22, 2019
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English teacher

1. Someone who writes two pages for every one page read, and sees some form of symbolism and deeper meaning within every word.

2. Someone who is so terribly biased toward their own comprehension of the text that they mark what their students thought the text meant wrong because it wasn't what they thought.

(usually they are both 1 and 2)
1. It was kinda windy today
normal people: huh, it's windy. I should bring a coat
English teacher: the wind is the spirit and breath of the universe, some tremendously important event is about to occur!
by Sylferi November 26, 2018
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English Class

If you have ever seen depictions of hell in the bible, this will make it seem like a land of rainbows and sunshine.
English Class makes me want to remove my reproductive abilities so that my children won't know what suffering truly means.
by Minecraft Master November 6, 2020
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English Teacher

Will analyze the shit out of any classic novel or Poem. Seriously, someone could write 'Immy took a book' and an English teacher would think 'oh wow the word 'Immy' is spelt in a way to symbolize political incorrectness...' I don't know how they do it, but they take things so out of context. Coincidentally, context is one of their favourite things in the world. Other than Shakespeare, of course.
My English Teacher spelt my name wrong. Again.
by Englishteachersarebad1 December 30, 2019
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English teacher

A person who puts more thoughts into a text than the actual author did.
For instance: "the curtains were blue"
What your English teacher thinks: "the curtains represent represent his immense depression and lack of will to carry on."
What the author meant: "The curtains were fucking blue."
by choclemon December 2, 2011
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Cheat Engine

A program or device which hacks games, applications, etc to benefit you which often gets you banned if you are caught using it.
I increased my scores and health using a cheat engine in this video game and was banned by a moderator.
by rfrsiopgjdog January 11, 2015
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Rusty Engine

The act of inserting a extra large pepperoni pizza into the anal canal of a female and then eating said pizza out of her bottom.
She totally wanted me to give her a rusty engine, but i wasn't hungry for pizza
by coolguy199 December 15, 2010
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