Sibling Wars Rules of Engagement

Statute of limitations is six months to get retribution for photos, pranks and other forms of humiliation. After the six month period has expired any retribution is considered a new act of warfare.

Brother -"I was just getting you back for those pictures you posted."

Sister- "According to the Sibling Wars Rules of Engagement, the statute of limitations has run out so now your screwed!"

by lmft August 17, 2011

employee engagement

Corporate - where despairing and dejected workplace drones are forced to pretend that they are "happy at work" - usually by useless A-holes in HR trying to justify their existence.

Head of HR - "See how well our employee engagement is working - since we reinforced the glass none of them have been able to throw themselves out the window."

by Suicidal Prole February 2, 2017

friendship engagement

It's when you propose to become friends with someone!

Dan: Will you be friends with me?
Mooshoo: Yes, I will.
Dan: Yay! Let's let everyone know that we're in a friendship engagement now!

by Nicki Homer October 10, 2013

promise-engagement

when you're not ready for the commitment of an engagement, but you love the person so much, you promise to marry them

Co-worker: "OH MY GOD ASHLEY, IS THAT A NEW RING ON YOUR FINGER"
Ashley: "omg I know, I just got it for my promise-engagement !! I'm so happy :)"

by bean daddy January 21, 2017

Beesly Engagement

When you are engaged for more than one year.

My brother has been engaged with his fiancé for a couple years now. Quite a Beesly Engagement.

by PeteJohnErSon June 2, 2018

funded engagement

n. A marital engagement under which the housing and living expenses of one fiance are covered by the other.

No matter how good your proposal is, she won't say 'yes' unless you agree to shack-up and make this a full-on funded engagement.

by Dkr. J February 23, 2018

Hollow Engagement

An Engagement of marriage with no intention or date on actual marriage.

A common move pulled by fuck bois

Brad and Jennifer are in a hollow engagement.

by Cabinscratchfever January 29, 2019