Empowered woman

A woman who takes it in the face

"Remember Sarah? I came in her face, that's what I call an empowered woman"

by s0meguy5 February 22, 2010

red emporer

to take a bloody shit in ones mouth

ewwww u just red emporered me

by Johnny Macenroe September 25, 2005

Empotional

Somewhere between emotional pain and physical pain. Discovered when making an IM typo.

I'm going to put you in empotional pain.

"Hulk smash!!"

by Mudd D. Waterz April 20, 2009

empor-ent

it's how people from Michigan or Minnesota pronounce important. They really can't help it. Someone from Michigan might come up with the lame excuse of it being a 'Michigander thing' Truth is it sounds funny and makes for good comedic relief. It's often always a good idea to ask someone from Michigan to pronounce Important for you or any word for that matter.

A: what's the latest on the super collider?
Mr. Pinecone: blah blah blah..........for 10 minutes
A: that sounds really empor-ent
D: hahahahahahh
A:what's so funny?

by Les Lions Indomptable April 18, 2010

Gerbil Emporium

The Gerbil Emporium is a place where people can go and Retwetweg the night away.

Its usually situated just off the M52 in England. You can find it by the glowing teal eyes in the moonlight and the dancing virgins around fire places.

Ger...Ger..Ge...GERBIL EMPORIUM!!! You too can now own your very own piece of Gerbil by visiting the Ger...Ger..Ge...GERBIL EMPORIUM!!!

by Bill Cosby August 4, 2004

Emporia

Emporia is a town in East Central Kansas. Not very many people have herd of Emporia.

Emporia Kansas

A town in Kansas

Also known as E~town!

by Ashleigh B June 14, 2008

empowerment

A panacea pushed by social workers and governmental agencies onto people Darwin consigned a dead end destination to in evolution.

Reginald, fresh from the empowerment seminar, gave two weeks notice at the Whattaburger and bought a one way Greyhound bus ticket to New York where he was going to, by God, run for the Senate.

by harry flashman July 25, 2003