egoism

Psychological (descriptive):
the claim that each person is only interested in their own welfare
Ethical/rational (normative):
the belief that an ethical/rational decision is one that is in ones own self interest

if you believe in egoism, everyone is an egoist
that guys such a dick, i bet he believes in egoism

by MiSTER PiBB January 2, 2010

Emoist

A person who hates emos and thinks that there life is all about death and wearing black and they have nothing to do

Person1: Emokid do you want me to push you over the cliff
Person2: No shut up
Person3: dont worry about him hes just a Emoist! SCUM!!!

by Billza February 14, 2008

emoistic

Emoistic is the definition of the way that Cat acts.

"Cat you emoistic biatch"

by Blackwater May 23, 2008

emisme

The best fortnite player. He shit on me in arena one time.

emisme has aimbot.

by ninjalover342 November 17, 2020

alter–egoism

expanded egoism that is focused on alter ego, a significant other for whom you care as much or even more than for yourself.

Chekhov's Darling is a perfect example of alter–egoism: she gives herself up to her loved ones and lives solely by their interests and feelings. This is her way to cherish her own ego.

Alter–egoism is different from altruism. Altruism is indiscriminate selfless concern for the well-being of others, whereas alter–egoism is very selective: it is directed on alter–egos, i.e. the chosen ones, and thus retains certain qualities of egoism.

by Mike November 3, 2012

Emojism

A new monotheistic religion practiced in many parts of the world by many different races. Followers of Emojism believe that the true prophet of the world is the 😈, a powerful being also known as 'the devil' by many Christians. Haters of Emojism are usually impaled with useless colored pencils in the eyeballs as a punishment.

Judge: Why did you kill that man?
Man: He was a hater of Emojism
Judge: oh fair enough

by YourCommunistComrade February 25, 2018

egoism

A state of mind where one thinks more about oneself than the others. Egoism is the opposite of altruism.

All the burgers are mine. Mine. Mine. Mine. All twentyeight of them. And you get nada, because you're a bunch of suckers and I won't give you.
Mine. Mine.
<smock> <smock>
<blam> <smack>
Hey! give my burgers back.

by The boy that picked flowers and made people sing November 25, 2003