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Email Victims

The art of courtship and flirtation in the modern work environment.
Vivienne really fell for my email victims game. A couple of worthless emails and a few drinks later and she was feelin' it.
by A.P. All Day March 12, 2008
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emilse

A beautiful girl ,with an amazing personality when you talk to her for the first time she is shy ,but when she gets comfortable with you she is really crazy and fun . being with her let's you forget about your problems ithat must be an emilse. Whenever she likes a guy she sticks to them . An emilse is loyal ,funny ,and crazy get you an emilse
Hey, you saw that new girl ?
-yess she is really pretty must be an emilse
by Dhvddjj January 4, 2018
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kindle-email

An email so long, you have to use your kindle to read it.
Hey dude! TLDR, this is a kindle-email.
by brannewyn October 29, 2012
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email

Once an efficient and fast method of communication and message transferring, now a way of harassing Internet users with spam, credit card/insurance offers, porn links, and "Increase Your Penis Size By 5 Inches" advertizements.
Despite using a junk email filtering program, it is still a chore to delete 30+ messages a day.
by AYB November 6, 2003
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Email Douching

The act of cleaning out your email inbox before your boss gets a chance to read it.
Dude, what are you doing?
Email douching! I think I'm about to get fired!
by mybosshasitoutforme October 4, 2012
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email generation

The ability to tell in general how old someone is by their email domain.

President Barack Obama once said that baby boomers "Cling to their guns, religion, and AOL.com email domains" - This references the fact that no one below the age of 50 still uses AOL. The baby boomer generation, like most senior citizens of their time, are known for their frugality. That is to say, they are cheapskates. However none of them seem to be able to figure out that free email accounts are widely available and they don't have to pay for it through AOL anymore.

Gen X'ers often stick to hotmail.com or yahoo.com. They don't want to risk coming off the Pearl Jam or Third Eye Blind mailing lists.

Gen Y'ers stick to gmail.com. As are a few forward thinking Gen X'ers (*those whose hotmail or yahoo accounts got hacked at Y2K)

The millennials are just too fuckin' hip to be defined by their email. They just communicate with each other through twitter...I mean snapchat...oh wait that was so last week, how do I find out if my beard and skullcap are still in?
(Woman, to man at a bar) Hi handsome? Nice beard, spectacle glasses, plaid sportcoat, and tight-fitting jeans with the cuffs rolled up. Can I email you?
(Man) LOL!!
(Woman) Well if you change your mind, I'm lesliesmith@aol.com
(Man) Cougar!
(Woman) OMG he knows my email generation
by RATTnroll October 31, 2016
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Handshake Email

When one has your email but wishes to share their email address, so they send you an email for the purpose of sharing their own email address or contact details.
first personHi, please email me back at my new location.
second personYou have my email, please send me a handshake email with your contact details and I will reply.
by Shaoak April 3, 2009
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