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batshit eloquence

When something expressed is so beyond crazy that it makes perfect sense.
As he stood on the street corner yelling out his innermost thoughts, the sheer batshit eloquence of it all swept me off my feet.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 2, 2019
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Elon Musk

The guy who named his son after the back of his wifi router.
Elon Musk named his son after the back of his wifi router.
by JESSE WE NEED TO COOK March 22, 2021
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Elon Musk

A dolt who owns a company named Tesla while ironically embodying the very worst attributes of Thomas Edison.
Person 1: “Hey, do you know who Elon Musk is?”
Person 2: “Yeah, he’s a total shitstain.”
by TK2000 October 29, 2023
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erectus elongotis

A highly non-clinical term for a colossal penis.
I've got another big date tonight -- with erectus elongotis.
by Dick Smiley January 3, 2011
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Elonna

The smartest girl in the world. She funny, sweet, and kind girl. She will always have your back no matter what. She is great friend or girlfriend to have. She will become an independent woman and be very successful in life. If you have an Elonna close to you keep her.
Elonna is a name
by Popbear November 29, 2018
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Elouise

Elouise is a beautiful, kind hearted girl with a lovely soul.She has deeper layers that only people close to her would know. She is usually very affectionate and is a great kisser, if you get a chance to kiss her! Elouises are mostly blonde and have bright eyes she has a great figure and all the boys are after her. She tends to like boys that are romantic and are either ginger or brunette, but she doesn’t mind the odd blond or black hair colours.if you meet an elouise keep hold of her she’s a keeper.If you know an elouise she does things like this:
Struggle with choosing an outfit even if you tell them it’s nice

They also need to be complimented otherwise they’ll feel self conscious

They love to talk about their futures with you

They need to be shown affection- being treated with care , like a lady

They need cuddles and kisses!!
Damn Elouise is thiccc
by Meaning22 October 28, 2019
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Elon Musk

The death of Texas.

The final nail in the coffin for the Lone Star State.
Person 1: "Elon Musk is moving Tesla here to Texas bring in jobs! What a hero!"

Person 2: "Elon Musk is moving to Texas because there is almost nothing, in terms of rules and regulations, that makes employers legally responsible for their employees. It's why large manufacturing corporations have been moving to Texas from blue states in droves since around 2005."

Person 2: "You're just a socialist who hates the rich. Fox News and the AM radio warned me about people like you."

Person 1: "When you get fired immediately after breaking your back or losing an appendage at one of these recently relocated former blue state industrial complexes, don't call me up and ask me to drive you to the hospital."
by James R Clobum June 8, 2021
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