eLoser

Another name for eHarmony.

Yo, last night my matches on eLoser were totally wack.

by KMGinHtown August 10, 2008

Emosexual

Check Homosexual or Transvestite.

I'm so emosexual, I mean, homosexual.

by Emo_buster July 15, 2006

Latent Emosexuality

When an teenage boy is repressing or unaware that he is depressed because he is not getting enough gay sex, because he is not wearing skinny jeans and gothic-esque flamboyant clothes with ridiculous hairstyles.

He tries hard not to enjoy music by bands like Jimmy Eat World, Further Seems Forever and Dashboard Confessional. This causes stress and depression, which is converted into anger to appear manly.

"Your such a closet emo, go put on some make-up, buy some nice jeans, do your hair up and suck your best friend off".

"Dont make fun of my latent emosexuality"

by BUSHYoooooooooo April 3, 2008

emosexual

One who claims to be attracted to the same sex without any homosexual tendencies.

An emosexual is a male/female who although not bi-sexual pretends to be in order to create emo controversy and confusion around ones self.

oh baby i'm so emosexual.

by Nancy Boy March 20, 2004

emosexual

1. One who participates in sexual intercourse with emo kids
2. One who has sexual intercourse and cries afterwards.

1. The emosexual thrust his member into the teenage girl's mouth, knocking her thick-rimmed glasses right off her face.
2. After Bill got fucked in the ass, he realized Mark wasn't the one for him and like an emosexual cried his eyes out.

by Tobey March 18, 2004

Emosex

To have Depressed sex.
Sex for not the pleasure but to pass time od depression.
Emo's Having sex

"Lets_have_emosex, Im depressed, lets have emo sex, I need to pass my depression, lets have emosex"

by Kayie September 24, 2008

emosexual haircut

a haircut that is cut to medium length. usually black in color, and occasionally sports highlights of many different colors.

look at tim. he has such an emosexual haircut.

by urine4it February 10, 2010