Elderness

It's the act of being elderly: clumsy, non-technological yet curious and willing to help.

www.theelderness.com

Elderness: Giving an 'elder' you smart phone asking them to take a picture for you. It seems innocent enough until you turn the camera to (selfie mode) face them and press record. While they attempt to take a photo, they are being recorded the whole time. It's priceless.

Then notify them. 'Oh! It was being recorded the whole time! OOPS!!' This way they know it was all on video. Then show them how its done, so they won't be ELDERNESSED again!

by elderness God July 25, 2013

Elden Nielson

See: Vu

by Cornellius McGilacutty April 10, 2003

Eldred

Bald, old, very cold.

Nathan thinks that Katie is eldred.

by Nathan White October 27, 2007

ElderNormen

A synonym for the proletariat
An ally to all who are dissociative
Tsukki slander page

Arm the proletariat, arm ElderNormen ✊🔫

by Eldernormen January 23, 2021

Elden Bing

The unit of currency equivalent to 2 quid

This NFT is worth 12 kitchen and 2 Elden Bing

by Suuser April 24, 2022

Elren

The art of annoyance; to believe no opinions but ones own.

by Havano September 24, 2003

Eldredge

a kid who whacks off into the same tissue he just cried into over his girlfriend. Easily found at seven elevens and abortion clinics. An Eldredge is easy to distinguish by its girl-tight pants it wears around so dudes can see its dick. There is nothing worse than getting stuck in a conversation with an Eldredge.

"Shit, the Eldredge is walking over here"
"Turn around so he can't see us."

by colmin April 30, 2008