premature ejockulation

Living out your unaccomplished goals of being a sports superstar by forcing your children to play sports they are either too young to play or suck at playing.

I love Jim and Jenny to death, but little Timmy has no business being out on that field. This is a classic case of premature ejockulation.

by Dr. Tanglewood March 19, 2015

emock

To mock or make fun of emos.

Dude, that picture is totally emock!

Yeah, emos are such losers!

by Jedi Master Luna August 1, 2006

Ebockulation Disorder

A rare psychosexual disorder that prevents the afflicted from achieving sexual gratification and climacx without the applying hot sauce directly to the genitals and 1.5 episodes of Dexter.

Jim purchased 8 bottle of Satan's Taint Hot Sauce for his honeymoon, hoping to achieve orgasm at least once since he suffers from Ebockulation disorder.

by drinktildeath January 4, 2012

Egocentric

- Thinking for oneself, with disregard for other people’s thoughts, feelings or emotions; self-centered, looking only to benefit one’s ego

- Expressing a heightened ego or pride for oneself; hubris

“He made condescending remarks with an egocentric overtone”
“That guy was egocentric as he was insulting another person for attention”

by Quake2000 June 7, 2018

Erocktica

An art form consisting of both erotica (in the form of porngraphy) blended with a form of rock 'n roll music, including all subgenres of rock, such as heavy metal, classic rock, southern rock, etc. Usually this art form shows people having some type of sexual relations to the tune of any type of rock, or the rock music can be part of the background and not actually part of the action.

Jenny and Becca were engaging in erocktica as they pleasured one another while in time with Lynyrd Skynyrd's "That Smell."

This is some pretty mediocre erocktica. The girls are hot, but they could've picked a lot better music than Air Supply.

by Jack "Henry" Condon May 25, 2007

Egocentrism

Unable and unwilling to see a better way, only believing that what they believe is the right way.

People around the world should have a lot of guns like us Americans.

Egocentrism at it's best?

by Keepbelievingyouareright November 16, 2011

Erocktion

A rock hard erection

Erocktion is when an erection is really hard due to being incredibly horny or sexually frustrated

by Lee C November 7, 2009