killer of all things emo. emokillers travel in packs ranging from jocks to even nerds. They approach the emo from behind, while said emo is crying or writing poetry or making a pointless attempt at emocide.
Emokillers can also be the catalyst in turning an emo back to normal, confronting them with bright happy colors and pop songs about love and cute things.
Josh is such an emokiller. In just three days he transformed Travis from an emo to a football-playing jock with a girlfriend and jeans that fit him.
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.