Edward 

A general descriptor for one endowed with a gigantic cock of elephant proportions

<honey> I love sucking Edward's elephant cock

Edward by pseudocunt March 14, 2010

Edward 

A character for the mass mess TWILIGHT. A 108 year old virgin, supposedly a vampire, who sparkles in the sunlight, loves a bland character due to their smell and has no personality. He is most noted for his stalking of said female.

Edward: Say it. Out loud.
Bella: Vampire.

AND THE FANS GO NUTS
+FAIL+

Edward by SparkleEater June 20, 2009

Edward 

Used as a emotional crutch following a failed relationship, an Edward is a superficial distraction from your own mental anguish to be dropped at the first sign that relationship's revival. Although technically a human being, you'll never be emotionally capable of thinking of him/her that way.

Person A: I want to do something to make my Ex jealous.

Person B: Well, you could always call one of your Edwards.

Edward by WaldoE September 30, 2013

Edward 

He is guy who usally is nervous or shy around other people because he thinks he’ll get embarrassed but he’s usally a nice,funny,loving ,good looking person.

You don’t know the real Edward.....

Edward by True_gxd November 19, 2017

Edward 

The main character from the Manga and Anime, "Fullmetal Alchemist". In an attempt to bring their mother back to life, his little brother loses his entire body, and Edward Elric loses is leg. He sacrifices his arm and binds Alphonse's soul to a suit of Armor. To regain their original bodies, they set out in search of the mysterious "Philospher's Stone." He becomes a State Alchemist at the age of 12, the youngest in the military's history, and recieves the title of, "Fullmetal".

He is very short.

If you call him short, he will try to kill you.
He dislikes his superior officer, Colonel Roy Mustang, and consistently bickers with him throughout the series.

Envy: Come here, PIPSQUEAK!!

Edward Elric:Don't call me PIPSQUEAK!! AHHH!! *Bashes Envy's head in with his automail arm*

Edward by Fullmetal Alchemist Freakazoid April 4, 2013

edward 

A name, not relating to the book "twilight". Most Edwards are ashamed to be associated with such an embarrassment of a book. Every time a girl meets an edward, some instinct in their deranged little fan-girl heads causes them to blurt out "OMG EDWARD LYKE EDWARD CULLEN OMGOMGOMGOMG<3333333333 ARE YOU A VAMPIRE?!"
fuck twilight. fuck edward cullen. way to ruin a name, stephanie meyers.

Fuck twilight Made the name Edward shit

edward by Namemeaning9943 September 24, 2017

Edward 

Edward is Very talented at sports Mainly basketball he also is super funny, Sweet , loving and Sarcastic he also has very good looks and at sometimes He be Extremely Insanely Rock Hard headed he’s also really good at video games especially 2k.

You need a edward

Edward by The Black Dad April 21, 2019