SparkleEater's definitions

Edward

A character for the mass mess TWILIGHT. A 108 year old virgin, supposedly a vampire, who sparkles in the sunlight, loves a bland character due to their smell and has no personality. He is most noted for his stalking of said female.

Edward: Say it. Out loud.
Bella: Vampire.

AND THE FANS GO NUTS
+FAIL+

by SparkleEater June 20, 2009