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A character for the mass mess TWILIGHT. A 108 year old virgin, supposedly a vampire, who sparkles in the sunlight, loves a bland character due to their smell and has no personality. He is most noted for his stalking of said female.
Edward: Say it. Out loud.
Bella: Vampire.

AND THE FANS GO NUTS
+FAIL+
by SparkleEater June 20, 2009
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