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An educated guess is nothing but a guess except someone wants to pretend they're actually really smart so by virtue of being really smart they'll be more right than someone who didn't use the term "educated guess".
My educated guess is that pianos are black and white because Paul McCartney wrote a song called Ebony and Ivory!
by leDoctor January 12, 2011
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Educated Lame

A black man or woman who positions themselves above other members of their community for having achieved some level of academic or professional success. Identified by a pompous attitude, braggadocious mannerisms, and an exaggerated sense of self importance.They think having an advanced degree or a medium-to-high earning job makes them spectacular even though other groups consider those things the bare minimum.But because they are not adhering to the stereotypes of being lazy and uneducated they think they’re gods. They typically take up contrarian views with little ability to defend them and take to social media to espouse their pseudo-woke ideals on race and gender issues.

In relationships, an educated lame thinks of themselves as the prize and will often possess a long list of frivolous requirements that further cement their image as a “thinking man”. Their partner is a reflection of themselves, so they want someone of equal intellect and striking natural looks who will adhere to the power couple dynamic but still be impressed by their less than average achievements.They claim to be above things like religion but expect their partner to adhere to christian ideals of submission and obedience to satisfy their egos. They are also know for being hypocrites. They are allowed to possess every quality they demean, but in their minds, their success makes them “one of the good ones” and, therefore, immune to criticism.
Ex. 1
Person 1: Now that I have achieved my degree and am making a staggering $55,000 a year I need to start investing and building. I don’t have time to complain about things like racism any more because I worked for everything that I have.

Person 2: damn man, you sound like an educated lame.

Ex.2

Educated lame: I could never date a partner with weave and fake nails now that I am in the top 50% of men. It’s a sign of low morals and intelligence. She better not have kids either.

Person 1: Don’t you have two kids?

Educated Lame: Yeah but that’s different. I’m a high value man who is hard to come by. And it’s not like I’m really a dad because I make my baby momma do all the work.
by Onat-ural September 6, 2021
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Educated swigs

An educated guess at how much alcohol constitutes a shot from a bottle. Usually done when shot glasses are unavailable or you're too drunk to see/find it
You should have seen me last night; I must have had like a dozen shots. Can't say for sure, I was taking educated swigs
by Salmonite December 6, 2009
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educated trapper

Someone who has no hoes and is a fag
Jeremy Dsouza is an educated trapper
by Xbox 1 August 24, 2016
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Educated Head

Head given by an educated woman.
Damn bro, I got educated head last night
by Jena Tools January 29, 2018
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Educated Everyman

A character that the Cabbie Homicide author coined when he does metafiction and real person fiction at his own expense as he does the style known as Real Person Horror (there are rules in the form as don't kill the real person off because they might have a sick fuck inspired by this. See stalker as those who are MarySue might wonder if this is a variation of the development. The character is usually had some college or self-educated (ie attended a community college) and well versed in unexplored subject matter as the roots come from Western Philosophy. As this is often stems from the roots of Amateur Sleth and Philosophical literature; as it's an archtype drawn from problem novels and modeled after Wes Craven's research for material sometimes coming up with subject matter from the same source material but not plagiarism. The character is modeled from Richard Matheson's horror output as he uses real places and real neighborhoods -- a variation of the badass normal coined by TVTropes. The character is a blue collar but transplanted into academia as the origins come from GlendaleHeights and CarolStream. Such characters are a combination of book and street smart as the character is common with urban fiction.
What is an Educated Everyman? The heavy metal pastor who weighed in on the King James Only Movement is the archetype for this character when they're much older. TVTropes would consider the archetype of the Greek philosopher Aesop but minus the funny talking animals. What ever you do, just don't steal their walkman in Cabrini Green because they will give you chase at full sprint.
by illinoishorrorman February 13, 2018
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Educated/Educado

Josh, he is super educated/educado, probably the most educated person ever so please tell that to Lucy's mom so i can date her
Wow Lucy's mom, Josh is so educated/educado , you should totally let him date her, not like that neanderthal waiter boy or whoever tf from the restaurant who is totally the opposite and actually uneducated/uneducado.
by AlwaysPickedLast March 31, 2022
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