collateral ejaculation

v. Unintended ejaculation caused by an action, especially unintended exposure or slippage by a female wearing too little clothing. Typically the ejaculator is one of limited sexual experience and does not possess the ability to control his/her "load".

Aaron -"Hey where did Nate go?

Ben -"Oh man, when that girl (motioning with hand) bent over and her tittie came flying out, Nate had a collateral ejaculation and had to run to the bathroom."

by unbastardoloco June 17, 2007

Ejaculate and Evacuate

A commonly used slang term for the popular convenience store "Kum and Go."

"Hey, I need to stop at that Ejaculate and Evacuate to fill up my tank and buy some beef jerky."

by .Org Taylor February 3, 2006

premature ejaculation inducer

a girl who is so intensely attractive that she causes a guy spill his load too soon, thus inducing a premature ejaculation.

much to her chagrin, jessica was a premature ejaculation inducer. all of her sexual encounters lasted only a few moments; her hottness was to blame for the rapid ejaculatory speed of her male partners.

by bumbleclot July 11, 2006

Post Ejaculatory Blindness

Temporary blindness experienced shortly after ejaculation

She offered to blow me while I was driving her home, but I was worried about post ejaculatory blindness

by bigstraightfollowing September 26, 2008

retarded ejaculation

When, for some reason, a man cannot blow his spunk on time. Also known as delayed ejaculation, retarded ejaculation has plagued mankind since the dawn of chivalry, when men were supposed to care about a woman's feelings. This brainwashing of care into the minds of men around the world has become the bane of sexual pleasure for men. It becomes a block in their mind, stopping them from experiencing the power of shooting their load.

I suffer from retarded ejaculation.

by The CJ December 9, 2008

Post Ejaculatory Enlightenment

That moment of mental clarity that can only be achieved by 'blowing your load' or 'shooting your bolt'. A lot of honest internal dialogue can be had with yourself in these moments....shame it doesn't last very long.

AKA: P.E.E. / PE-Squared / P-Double-E

'Damn, last night I got post ejaculatory enlightenment..... and you're right...... she was a pig!'

by The Urban Keats November 9, 2007

Perpetual Ejaculation

a nut that never ends

"im sorry sir but you are prone to Perpetual Ejaculation Syndrome"

by truegrit__ May 7, 2020