Edison

A kind and loving friend who is always kind to everyone and is excellent in everything.
Thank you for being my friend

THANK YOU EDISON

by Davisposisto December 11, 2018

EDiot

An Encyclopaedia Dramatica user who causes drama rather than documents it.

In reality EDiots main goal is to prove that the internet is serios business.

EDiot, also known as Hater to the YouTube Masses

by Mr Loller December 7, 2006

Elios

Elios, Tall, kind of lanky ngl, VERY WONDERFUL TO HANG OUT WITH, brown hair usually, and dead eyes

"What's Up Homesizzle!!" Oh look it's Elios and his friend."

by -QWERTYUIOP- May 9, 2021

Thomas Edison

The biggest asshole you will ever know. He ain’t the true “BiGgEsT aMeRiCaN iNvEnToR”, he didn’t even invent electricity he just stole that idea from NIKOLA TESLA. Yea you heard it right, a Serbian invented electricity not this dumb American. He took many ideas from other people and still get credited for it till this day. Y’all who support him should be ashamed of yourself. He legit just took ideas and inventions and gave himself all the credit and everyone believed him.🙄

“You know that guy who invented electricity?”
“Ohhhh yea, Nikola Tesla.”
“No, Thomas Edison did”
“You poor dumb fuck”

by Unknown.girly. September 26, 2020

simpson edits

Faggots who fake depression

Bro these Simpson edits are helping me. Also xxxtentacion cured my depression

by Spermstealer March 2, 2019

Maxwell Edison

a 20's mob gangster who eliminated his victims using a silver hammer.

fun fact: he was a bright young boy majoring in medicine at the University of Chicago at the time of his trial.

Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer came down upon her head. Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer made sure that she was dead.

by mag February 27, 2005

Edilson

He will always have your back! He's a good friend to help you when you're down. He's even dated some girls before since he's a true simp. But you know he wouldn't settle on a girlfriend yet. He's really crazy at night, pretty much a party animal. Sometimes you might see him in the dead of night, kinda like those scp. He's the complete nicest person you'll ever meet. Who wouldn't love Edilson???

yeah I'm friends with Edilson. He's pretty funny right? Last night was crazy, kinda scary how he just stood there down the street but whatever, it's dumbass Edilson haha!

by domoof January 26, 2020