Ed 

That annoying guy that knows all the answers in class and reads every single book ever written.

Teacher: Who knows who the king of England is?
Class: (No answer)
Ed: OOOO ME ME PICK ME
Teacher: Yes ed?
Ed: (Says right answer)
Teacher: A+++ !

Ed by Doggeeeee January 26, 2016

Ed 

1. The worlds loveliest, prodigious, incredible, omniscient, laid-back, running coach
2. A man capable of curing all injuries purely with knowledge

the worlds best running coach award goes to Ed

Ed by arsenal4 June 5, 2018

Ed 

A little short ass who usually has a massive forehead and struggles to do simple mathematics like 1+1 also is definitely a crack head

Kid 1:Ayo you see that kid over there banging his head on the wall
Kid 2:Yeah he is a right Ed

Ed by PenguinRisk June 22, 2020

Ed 

The perfect man, generous, sexy, handsome.
Eats pussy like a savage, never quits.
Hard worker, manly. Protective.

Tends to have a dark sense of humour

Ed’s got that look in his eye, I’m in for a tongue lashing…think I’m in trouble, but I’m not scared

Ed by Lauralye4 April 19, 2022

ED 

verb, to apply Early Decision to college in an attempt to beat out the rest of the private-school pack. Most frequently employed by those in prep school.

Where are you EDing?
Penn.
OMG, me too!

ED by Stefan November 20, 2003

Ed 

The last zombie remaining in a round of Nazi Zombies in Call of Duty World at War. Preferably, Ed has no legs which have been blown off by a grenade/molotov coctail. (occasionally a ray gun). The purpose of an Ed is to rebuild any broken barriers and take draws from random weapons box. (in shino numa it may be used in order to grab perks from other buildings)

"Watch out! Ed's coming!"
"I'm out of grenades!"
"ok you distract him i got a molotov"
"nice shot lets rebuild now"

Ed by Mr. Ballloon Hands August 6, 2009

Ed 

Egg Donor. A term divorced men use to describe their manipulative and pathetic ex-wives who provided them with a child and shortly after filed for divorce. AKA "Wilbur" "Permanent Nanny" "Leach"

Ed wants me to have the kids this weekend, but I don't want to disrupt the plans I have with my new girlfriend.

Ed by kramerVSkramer February 22, 2011