Dale Earnhardt

Every time I watched him drive he was starting some crap with someone. he was a true pain in everyones ass, And every one is just being nice because he died.

Dale Earnhardt was a prick.

by Dick Orda May 13, 2005

Dale Earnhardt

The greatest NASCAR driver ever to burn rubber on the track. He is the redneck messiah, our lord and savior, YEE YEE. Rest In Peace Dale, we love you

“NASCAR isn’t the same without Dale Earnhardt ”
“Praise Dale”
“He’s the goat of NASCAR

by Praise Dale September 5, 2019

dale earnhardt

Senior did not die in a bloody wreck, the interior of the car was not badly damaged, and the restraint did not kill him. Also, Sterling Marlin caused the wreck. Watch a tape of it, Sterling Marlin (#40) tapped the left rear quarterpanel of Dale, sending the car swerving down onto the apron. Dale overcorrected and spun, going straight towards the wall. Ken Schrader (#36) hit the side of Dale's car full force. The seatbelt did not kill him, as according to conspiracy enthusiasts everywhere. What killed him was him not wearing a HANS device, a neck restraint. When Dale hit the wall, his unsupported neck caused massive head injuries killing him on impact. I have this image burned into my brain of Kenny Schrader walking over to the 3 car resting in the grass. Kenny undid the net, and leaned into the car, then slowly backed away. The interior was intact, as the crash WAS NOT THAT BAD OF A CRASH. NOTHING would have caused a bloodbath inside the car. What made the crash so interesting was just that, it did not look bad at all.

Whenever i close my eyes i hear Darryl Waltrip: "Whoa trouble in turn 4, its Dale. He's ok though, right? Yeah, he's ok." RIP Dale Earnhardt.

by Corbyn April 17, 2006

Dale Earnhardt

When hitting it from behind. keep repositioning her so her face keeps getting closer and closer to the head board. then just as you bust swipe her hands out from in front of her and let her face slam off the head board!

Dude did you hear I did the dale earnhardt to a powerliner's girlfriend

by whe dont pawn 6 no mo March 28, 2008

Dale Earnhardt Jr.

The most sexiest NASCAR driver ever. One fine piece of NASCAR meat. NASCAR driver of #8 Budweiser car. Not supported but white trash rednecks. Whoever thinks that they are probably just a yankee.

Look Tasha, There is Dale Earnhardt Jr. He looks so hot.

by HollistersChic22 November 5, 2005

The Earnhardt

The skid mark left on a woman's belly from tit fucking her.

"Dude! So I finally tit fucked that skank from the bar and I totally gave her The Earnhardt!"

by Madaxel122 September 29, 2012

Dale Earnhardt

Whenever I watched him racing in NASCAR, he was always starting some crap with someone out on the racetrack. If it wasn't another racer; he was complaining to NASCAR about how the cars wouldn't race or handle the way he wanted them to. He was a real whiner and a crybaby. He was nicknamed the intimidator because he was just exactly that: a bully and a cheater.

And NASCAR just handed him some wins; because they wanted to make it a cinderella story. (just like the Polish guy Kulwicki; who stole the 1992 Championship from Bill Elliott. Kulwicki didn't actually win; NASCAR rigged it for him...) He was the biggest phony in NASCAR; just like Alan Kulwicki and Jimmie Johnson.

Bill Elliott was the real unsung racer of old-school NASCAR; and the real NASCAR champion/record-breaker. The only reason Elliott didn't win as many championships; is because NASCAR rigged them for Earnhardt, Tim Richmond or Alan Kulwicki, or the Hendrick Racing Team. (I've been watching NASCAR since I was a little kid in the 1980s. if you don't believe that NASCAR races are payed or rigged to an extent; (conspiracy) for ratings, then you must be an idiot of sorts.)

Also, if it was the last lap, he would always do reckless bullshit like attempt to wreck or spin-out the racer in front of him; in order to gain a position or win. cheater

And everybody is just being nice because he died.

Dale Earnhardt was a prick.

by Cliff Calvert February 21, 2018