When the school day is shortened for some reason, letting the students leave early and in a better mood.
by Early Release October 20, 2014
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Noun: To get ready fastest, only to fail miserably; One who sacrifices for the other "worm's".
Adj: A person who fails fastest, due to his earlyness.
Noun: To get ready fastest, only to fail miserably; One who sacrifices for the other "worm's".
Adj: A person who fails fastest, due to his earlyness.
example one:
Mom: SON!! time to wake up. The early bird catches the worm.
Son: But mom! the early worm gets eaten.
*Pause*
Mom: On second thought, take your time getting up son.
example two
man#1: Holy shit! That noob just charged into the fight.
man#2: Dont worry, he is just an early worm.
Mom: SON!! time to wake up. The early bird catches the worm.
Son: But mom! the early worm gets eaten.
*Pause*
Mom: On second thought, take your time getting up son.
example two
man#1: Holy shit! That noob just charged into the fight.
man#2: Dont worry, he is just an early worm.
by Gunwoo Yi August 12, 2008
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For when a nigga want to participate in sad nigga hours but he or she wants to get a reasonable amount of sleep so he or she can focus in school. Sad nigga hours usually last from 2 to 5 AM but early sad nigga hours last from 9PM to 12AM.
Person 1: "Ay bruh why you sad, it's only 10:35"
Person 2: "Early sad nigga hours who tf up"
Person 1: "I see, my bad"
Person 2: "Early sad nigga hours who tf up"
Person 1: "I see, my bad"
by DeadBread April 15, 2018
Get the early sad nigga hours mug.The main character on the Adult Swim show, "Squidbillies", one of the funniest and underrated shows on AS. He is a hillbilly squid living deep in the wilds of Georgia with his mother, sister Lil and his son Rusty. He drinks moonshine, commits armed robbery at the local store, fucks with the cops, grows ganja, and loves Lynyrd Skynyrd and .38 Special. He had an illegitimate squid with an enormous white woman with a mullet who lives on a mattress in the town dump, always drinking a Big Gulp.
His sexiest accesory is a large donkey-penis hat that he wore to church.
His sexiest accesory is a large donkey-penis hat that he wore to church.
Rusty: Is it my turn to drive, daddy?
Early: Do not touch the trim!
Deric from Pissfuck, KT is a loser version of Early Cuyler!
Early: Do not touch the trim!
Deric from Pissfuck, KT is a loser version of Early Cuyler!
by sidandnancy July 13, 2007
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Mom: Now don't forget... Thanksgiving dinner at our house. Same time as usual.
Bud: Can't make it.
Mom: What? Why not?
Bud: The marketing gurus at corporate decided that eating turkey with family and friends is less important than adding another full day of retail sales. The mall is gonna be open on freaking Thanksgiving day. Can you believe it? They're rolling out this whole "Early Bird Thursday" deep discounting promotion to add one more full day of shopping before Christmas.
Mom: I suppose, in some way, it's just a different sort of "family value".
Bud: Gold bless America!
Bud: Can't make it.
Mom: What? Why not?
Bud: The marketing gurus at corporate decided that eating turkey with family and friends is less important than adding another full day of retail sales. The mall is gonna be open on freaking Thanksgiving day. Can you believe it? They're rolling out this whole "Early Bird Thursday" deep discounting promotion to add one more full day of shopping before Christmas.
Mom: I suppose, in some way, it's just a different sort of "family value".
Bud: Gold bless America!
by Bah Humbug! November 28, 2010
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2. A Boy who develops early, thus intern is able to skeet earlier. The maximum age for an early skeeter is arguable. Some say the maximum age is 12, others 14. Skeet Magee (the most famous skeeter of all time) is a classic example of an Early Skeeter. Skeet Magee was able to skeet at age 12, though some say that he was born with the ability to skeet, making him the earliest skeeter of all time by at least 10 years.
2. A Boy who develops early, thus intern is able to skeet earlier. The maximum age for an early skeeter is arguable. Some say the maximum age is 12, others 14. Skeet Magee (the most famous skeeter of all time) is a classic example of an Early Skeeter. Skeet Magee was able to skeet at age 12, though some say that he was born with the ability to skeet, making him the earliest skeeter of all time by at least 10 years.
Bob: "My son Timmy succesfully masturbated today!!!"
Jones: "Dude, 1st of all thats nasty"
Bob: "Come on man, hes only 12 years old!!"
Jones: "Damn...thats incredible I forgot he was that young"
Bob: "Yup my Timmy is an Early Skeeter "
Jones: "Your sons a regular F****** Skeet Magee!"
Bob: "Well I didnt say all that, I mean Skeet Magee is a F****** legend man, my son is a pansy"
Jones: "Dude, 1st of all thats nasty"
Bob: "Come on man, hes only 12 years old!!"
Jones: "Damn...thats incredible I forgot he was that young"
Bob: "Yup my Timmy is an Early Skeeter "
Jones: "Your sons a regular F****** Skeet Magee!"
Bob: "Well I didnt say all that, I mean Skeet Magee is a F****** legend man, my son is a pansy"
by David Skeet Jr. March 12, 2008
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by Theropod March 10, 2004
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