by Drue B December 26, 2006
Get the premature ejaculation mug.Timmy accidentally pre-shot into the vagina and formulated a walking ejaculation. Oops now he's fucked paying child support for 18 years.
by Trees DT! December 9, 2009
Get the Walking Ejaculation mug.When a boy (specifically a certain pastor's kid) can not keep his cum in his cock and does his shit way too early.
by Phil Robinson May 14, 2004
Get the Premature Ejaculation mug.During orgasm all of the fluid emitted from a woman's urethra is ejaculate. Thought it may feel like your urinating, it's just the sensation the uteris gives you as it contracts and relaxes during orgasm. The best thing to do whilst having sex or oral is for the woman to relax, and at the point of Orgasm to not hold back, but to relax. Do keep a couple of towels near by because your female friend could be a bit more than a pussy cat, and have you swimming in gods juices. Hint: Your right i am a bloke out there to help, i have found this information out and passed it on to you so give it a go and good luck:):):)
Stimulation of the G spot or Clitoris and with a high level fore-play by the man will lead to an Intense Orgasm
by Luke January 14, 2005
Get the female ejaculation mug.In mid masturbation approaching orgasm, if a male is frightened by a loud noise or such and ejaculates with no orgasm, that is a fearjaculation.
FEARJACULATION: Verb
Oh man dudebroman, I was nailin this chick last night and I thought I heard my girlfriends car door shut, and I was so scared I fearjaculated.
Oh man dudebroman, I was nailin this chick last night and I thought I heard my girlfriends car door shut, and I was so scared I fearjaculated.
by Mainmeno December 14, 2010
Get the Fearjaculation mug.A spontaneous meat ejaculation is an unplanned and sometimes unavoidable ejaculation which occurs due to consuming a capacious volume of meat. The amount of ejaculate it produces is normally overwhelming when compared to normal ejaculations. It normally occurs 10-20 minutes after meat sweats begin.
Phil and Bruce finally broke into meat sweats at the All You Can Eat Meat Depot. They continued stuffing their faces, knowing full well they would eventually be experiencing a spontaneous meat ejaculation. They were happy they would be sharing this moment together.
by oscillation October 23, 2010
Get the spontaneous meat ejaculation mug.Turning the nozzles on your car's windshield washer around so that it sprays other cars when activated. Specifically, this applies to spraying it in the face of another driver.
Ed: You shoulda seen it! I pulled up beside this yuppie in a convertible and turned up my stereo. When he turned and tried to stare me down My carjaculation hit him right in the face!
by killersbytrade April 3, 2009
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