Earfucktion

An earfucktion is when your spouse rambles on nonstop about meaningless BS.

As soon as I got home from work, I got a massive earfucktion from wife about some crazy momma drama going down in her world. Ear fucked

by RAW 2 July 7, 2015

Earfquake

Earfquake is great song by Tyler, The Creator with amazing vocals by Playboi Carti and Dev Hynes .

'Cause you make my earfquake, oh, you make my earfquake'

by Sir Cartier May 18, 2019

earfetish

Probably the most famou newgrounds BBS user ever, he is very highly loved and noone can argue about that. Most of his 'fans' pray that WadeFulp make earfetish a moderator, which will never happen due to everyones anticipation of it and WadeFulps desire to surprise people while still doing the right thing.

Earfetish likes to masturbate in peoples ears, hence the name.

Oh my god my ear is leaking with white stuff!

by DEADSiM2 April 30, 2005

earfetish

1) Pretentious Newgrounds user with an almost deity like aura about him. From what one can gather, he enjoys having sex with animals and dead babies. Not to say this is a bad thing, it's epic, actually.

Me and my peers have deducted that he should infact be a moderator, due to a high degree of awesomeness and brilliance. One often wonders why he isn't. I suspect it has to do with suck-upery, and Earfetish's lack of.

Also has homosexual and/or bi-sexual feel about him. Almost, otherwordly.

2) A sexual preference to ears. Most likely invloving cum and African American males.

NG member : Why does Earfetish rock so ?

Earfetish : Because I'm great

by Rawr guy April 9, 2005

earfucker

a person who likes to stick their cock in other peoples ears.

Damn man, my buddy Matt is such an earfucker!!!

by theKP May 30, 2006

EarFunk

A record label located in Las Vegas. Known for the EarFunk'd sound that's a cross between Electro and Progressive Techno.
Known as: EarFunk Recordings

Man that DJ just gave me a ear full of EarFunk.

by Dr. Teeth & TheElectric Mayhem December 29, 2008

earful

–noun, plural -fuls.
1. The act of ejaculating into the ear of your sexual partner.
2. a shot of semen in the ear - used as a scolding.

Origin: Duke of Kent, Toronto, ON; October 1st, 2006

Last night, Jacky gave his woman an earful, and she freaked out. She stood up and yelled: "How am I going to explain that infection to the Dr.?"

by Fat Tony from t-dot October 3, 2006