expensive winge

A person who goes to all the most expensive restaurants and hotels in the world and does nothing but complain and then makes sure everybody in the world knows about it.

DAVE: I went to a hotel the other night, it cost over £1000 per night with the finest silk sheets and caviar, there was a bottle of champagne in the room with a box of the most expensive chocolates. we had lobster from room service a a glass of Louis XVI Brandy at £100 a shot. Then we had hot sex all night which finished with her having no back doors left..

Stan: Thats amazing did you enjoy it?

Dave: No it was Shit!!!!! Winge winge winge..

Stan: Fuck me not another expensive winge.

by aaaaa11111 July 25, 2011

expensive bullshit

Promises made by politicians

Carbon taxes end up being expensive bullshit when corporations can exempt themselves.

by Spartan Kong June 8, 2014

Expensive Haircut

A term used to describe chemotherapy.

Gosh, that sucks that you had to get an expensive haircut.

by mtrey June 8, 2021

expensive fleshlight

A woman who does not work but is instead given money and a place to live by the person she is having a sexual relationship with. Can also be known as a: sugar baby, concubine, mistress, etm.

Rodger works hard, we are proud of him for that, but I wish that he would find a partner that has a job. She is such an expensive fleshlight. She only hands over pussy in exchange for his credit card.

by Mentalbreakdownwardspiral February 4, 2023

Expensive Shower

A roundabout way of saying golden shower

friend 1: Hey bro do you want an expensive shower?

Friend 2: Yeah, But what the hell is an expensive shower

Friend 1: here i'll show you *friend one proceeds to give his homie a golden shower*

Hey do you want an expensive shower?

by AriaorAries January 16, 2023

Expensive Piss

A term used to describe the situation when one has consumed excessive amounts of medication or substances, rendering them ineffective or wasteful. This often occurs when someone repeatedly redoses, resulting in a futile expenditure of resources.Expensive Piss - A term used to describe the situation when one has consumed excessive amounts of medication or substances, rendering them ineffective or wasteful. This often occurs when someone repeatedly redoses, resulting in a futile expenditure of resources.

Man, Tommy couldn't stop his spunion antics -sp he blew through his monthly supply in four days. He's a walking sack of expensive piss.

by Jerry Benton November 28, 2023

Expensive dopamine

refers to the satisfaction derived from activities that require effort, delayed gratification, or involve overcoming challenges, leading to long-term fulfillment and a sense of purpose.

Scrolling for hours just gives me cheap dopamine, but finishing a tough workout gives me that unmatched feeling of expensive dopamine.

by mag.z June 29, 2025