eskimo father in-law

When you beat off or rub one out while looking at a picture of or thinking about the daughter of your buddy (18+).

I rubbed one out thinking about Poe's daughter last night, so now Poe is my eskimo father in-law

by Super Cool Dude January 17, 2013

Eskimo Groom

The Eskimo groom is the last person to have sexual relations with the bride prior to her dating her soon to be husband.

My buddy is the Eskimo groom of a girl we knew in college. She got her life together soon after and met her future husband.

by MERKS June 27, 2014

Eskimo sword fight

When two people place the back end of used dildos in their mouths and attempt to brush the used end against the face of their opponent, whilst preventing the same from happening to them. Vibrators may be substituted for dildos

Matt Clark lost the Eskimo sword fight and now his face is all slimy

by Vemsseak July 18, 2016

Eskimo Freezer

The experience of having a sexual intercourse with an eskimo thot in the bleak cold tundra and your dick freezes in an erect position and cannot return flacid. Hence she breaks it off and uses it as a dildo for future use.

Yo Mom I don't have a dick anymore cuz I was put though an eskimo freezer last night.

by Qu1nine May 26, 2018

dusty eskimo

when someone puts baby powder on their asshole,then farts on someone else's nose.

i gave her a dusty eskimo

by #Dustyeskimobitch January 20, 2016

Eskimo Brother

When two males acknowledge having been intimate with the same female and remain on good terms, the men are now bonded by having shared the same igloo at one time or another.

This can lead to perks by making the information known to other males who you can network with.

Male 1: "Yea man, I got us a hook up at the show tonight, we don't have to pay cover"

Male 2: "Sweet, how'd you score that?"

Male 1: "Me and the door guy are eskimo brothers, remember that blonde girl from last weekend?"

Male 2: " props

by Jan theMan November 6, 2009

Eskimo Roll

The act of having sex in a sleeping bag. Often because it is too cold to do it any where else. Difficult to perform well because of the limited space.

It bears some resemblance to the Kayak maneuver. There are invariably fluids deposited to the interior of the bag which are a minor annoyance, but which cannot be dealt with immediately. Often results in someone getting thrown out of the boat, much laughing and giggling by the participants, and jeers, applause and hoots by nearby campers.

Frequently performed by or with river guides, Climbing guides, etc.

Josh: "Sarah and I had an eskimo roll last night after the campfire burned down."

John: "Yeah. I know. Everyone in the tent was laughing. I guess it was your turn."

by jbszee July 15, 2009