erection 

ER-REC-TION- A boner, wood, hard on, stiffy, pop up, hard tube. All of these words are used to describe an erected penis.

I got an erection after the milf walked by me and let me sniff her poon. Soon after I put my erection in her cha cha for ejactulating purposes

erection by Matt May 11, 2003

erection 

when your penis is fully up and ready to go :)

girl: can i blow you yet?

guy: yes, i have the biggest erection

girl: whoopie!!!!

erection by dcd13' (tmtmtmtmtm) October 8, 2009

erection 

1 a.Its when your wang gets hard.
b.This is also when its at its longest
2. the result of seeing a fine woman.
3. the state of standing at attention

1a. Man, my wang feels like wood.
b. Dayum...my ruler isn't long enough.
2. w00t. *shwing, shlong erects*
3. Unit, ATTENTION! *command voice*

erection by Mac Daddy Kings May 12, 2003

Erection 

What a male sometimes gets when he sees a female that turns him on.

Male See Sexy Female He Get Erection If he has the looks she will settle him down

After my girlfriend finally laughed at one of my jokes, she gave me an erection cuz she not only laffed but laffed like hell.

Erection by Ali Bashir February 18, 2006

erection 

1)the rapid outward movement of the penis with the cause being sexual activity, thinking about sexual activity, or seeing a hot girl

2) Word used is Boner
3)Only funny word used in Anchorman
4) Also: will not go away by bending it in (i no from experience)
5) Tip: Never try to get them in school, u will be made fun of!!!

Mr. Burgundy u have a massive erection
She's so hot shes givin me a Boner

Female 1: What the hell is stickin out if ur pants
Female 2: Nothing.. (looks around,tries to bend it in)
Female 2, YOUR MAKING IT WORSE!!!!

erection by rob August 2, 2004

Erection 

romance novel language for being hard

she looked down and gasped at his enormous erection

Erection by glyphmisstress March 17, 2016

Erection 

something tony blair needed to have so he could become prime minister

"Erection"-this can be explained by what the effects of viagra have on tony blair because hes one big D""k

Erection by sir tommay November 1, 2006