Enson

That one tall kid that goes to your school that no one ever messes with because they will get immediately dropped by him.

Don't mess with Enson, he will stomp you.

by Yuuuuuuum December 2, 2019

enronian

Any employee or investor who has suffered from poor corporate management or scandal through no fault of their own.

There is a long line at the unemployment office today. There must be a lot of enronians from that closed plant filing applications.

by ojack June 25, 2006

Enronomics

The study of the accounting practices and legislative influences of Enron and the direct effect it had on our financial institution.

(i.e. mark to market accounting, & the deregulation of energy)

Me to SitiBanc: Well I have on my mark to market accounts a profit of a million dollars, so I would like to apply for a loan, I need - oh, gosh, okay, 1.5 million will work for right now.

SitiBanc: Okay so mark to market - I haven't heard that accounting terms since Key Lay came in asking for 1 billion dollars...

Me to SitiBanc: Yes, I am familiar with Enronomics.

by Jessica Siewert June 11, 2008

enonzi

a total chad, comes from the latin word "chadius" meaning "battle warrior".

enonzi is a total chad

by kennygamr May 21, 2021

EnronSOXing

EnronSOXing is the political practice of hurriedly passing shortsighted law in response to politician’s urgent need to DO SOMETHING after a long neglected problem has exploded onto the public consciousness. True EnronSOXing must have two parts, the rapid creation of bad law and the preceding neglect and inaction during a time when the problem could have been addressed responsibly. Its etymology comes from the SOX (Sarbanes-Oxley) legislation passed in response to the Enron crisis.

Housing bailout legislation looks to be classic EnronSOXing.

by Appalled with two P's July 7, 2008

Emron

Male name used in Arabic and Persian cultures.

His name is Emron.

by JustinS1 June 28, 2016

Euronymous

Given name: Oystein Aarseth. Deceased guitar player of Norwegian black metal act Mayhem. Was and is still considered a standout character, or even a celebrity, within the black metal movement, mainly due to his outspoken nature in interviews and his efforts, both musical and otherwise, in the black metal genre. Besides participating in classic albums such as "Deathcrush," "Live in Liepzig," and "De Mysteriis Dom Sathanas" as the guitarist of Mayhem, Aarseth also owned and operated a record store called Helvete, or "Hell" in Norwegian, which stocked only the most extreme metal music. Killed by Varg Vikernes, also known as Count Grishnackh or The Count, on August 10th, 1993. To many fans of black metal, Mayhem ceased to truly exist after Euronymous' death despite the fact that the band was reformed afterwards, and hence, all Mayhem releases released up to "De Mysteriis Dom Sathanas" are commonly said to have been recorded by "The True Mayhem" by fans.

It is said that when Mayhem performed during Euronymous' lifetime, one could not see his hand as he played due to the incredible speeds he was cabaple of on guitar.

by Rob S. April 3, 2005