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R Kelly equation 

An if/then equation made famous by R Kelly in the remix of Make it Rain. The equation is as follows:

If you order one bottle, then you fuck with one model
Order more bottles, then you got more models

Using the Transitive property of equality, and if bottles are A, and models are B, the equation can be simplified to:

If A=1, then B=1 and if A>1, then B>1
Using the R Kelly equation last night was the best decision of my life!
R Kelly equation by tazo5 January 23, 2011
Related Words

Premature Equackulation 

The phrase refers to the tendency of the 2010 Oregon Duck football team to frequently score quickly without any regard to the feelings of its opponent. Football being a zero-sum game, the Ducks understand that it is important to get theirs early and often. Opponents are left unsatisfied and usually perplexed as the Ducks pretend like nothing is out of the ordinary and seem ready to score again in an alarmingly short amount of time. The largest proponents of this offense are alumni of the University of Oregon, Phil Knight and young men venturing into the world of mature women for the first time.
The USC Trojans were surprised at the severity of the Duck's case of premature equackulation.

equalized hug 

To hug someone with an arm over one shoulder and under the other, thus equalizing the hug ratio.
When I hug, I always use the equalized hug method, so as not to make anyone feel uncomfortable.
equalized hug by Sugarysweet January 8, 2009

Exquampletrons 

A group of awesome people that no Shia LaBueof can destroy. They each have code names to do with what they like or what they look like.
Originated from the word exquample which is a more awesome version of example!
Huggertron: Huggertron to Cherrytron, over!
Cherrytron: Affirmative, Huggertron. Muscletron, what is your status?
Muscletron: Target Detected!
Boobietron: Go, go Exquampletrons !!!
Exquampletrons by asexian July 1, 2009

equatorial 

John: Where’s this dickhead from Tony?
Tony: he’s an equatorial mate.

phallic equation 

The phallic equation is the simple equality:
8=D
Solve for D:
17=D+9
8=D

Oooh the phallic equation!!
phallic equation by course18 September 3, 2006