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Divorgy

Divorgy - (noun) dih-vor-jee.

The celebratory orgy one has immediately following a divorce.
1. Brian: "You still throwing that divorgy on Saturday?"

Faye: "Yeah my husband just finished moving out, bring some friends!"

2. Katlin: "That pavilion would make a sweet place for your divorgy."

Dalton: "Nah, I don't like the acoustics."
by beeboppinbee August 21, 2014
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Divorce

The seperation of a once married couple that leads the children to live with one of their parents and occasionally visits the other when desired or is forced to kiss the financilly wealthier one's ass in order to be put in such things as University. The seperation of the parents leave long lasting effects on their child, common effects are Inner Rage, Depression and doubts of love and marriage. The child of divorced parents does benefit a couple things such as Independence, Peace and one less parent off their back.
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by TheLostRealist June 18, 2011
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Davoren Park

Davoren Park also nicknamed ''the bronx'' is a naborhood in the far North side of Adelaide, South Australia. The most violent, poorest area of Adelaide, and possibly all of Australia. (leaving out remote Aboriginal community’s)

''In 2009 it was reported by The Advertiser that, in the two years prior, Davoren Park had increased its reputation for violence and dysfunction to the point where it had become "a place where emergency crews fear to go".
''Most residents interviewed by The Advertiser spoke only on condition of anonymity out of fear of reprisal.

"I have too many kids," she said. "I can't live with other people. This was the only place I could get a house without sharing.

"I've lived in Salisbury and Smithfield, and this is the worst. It's s***. It's Davoren Park.

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"Given half a chance, I would move from here. I would not have my kids here.

"My kids aren't allowed to play outside. They're not even allowed to come out the front until it's time for school."

Another resident, who has lived in the suburb for six years and also did not want to be identified, said he carried a knife when he walked the streets.

He said gangs of 10 to 15 people, some of whom carried weapons, were common in the area.

"I do not walk the streets at night unless I've got a blade on me," he said.

"If you stay out of other people's business you've got nothing to worry about in this area.

"That's the only way you can survive this suburb."

The man's partner said a combination of drugs, alcohol, unemployment and boredom made Davoren Park a crime hot spot.

"Most people are on drugs around here because they are bored," she said.

Not just residents are scared for their welfare in the suburb.''
by oWc.StillHere2011 September 9, 2011
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Divorce cherry

(Noun) The somewhat virginal state a person is in after being married for a number of years and (often) being deprived of sex.
"Man, she was the first woman I slept with after being with Lisa for ten years -- she totally popped my divorce cherry!"
by MinnWax April 16, 2008
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divorce

When your friends were right...
Married Guy- Hey bro I'm getting a divorce

Friend- It's about time, I told you she was a bitch
by iGetJuiced August 8, 2009
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divorced dad energy

An adult male who responds after a divorce usually initiated by the woman, with either a mental or physical crisis resulting in fits of quick anger, moodiness or buying of expensive items to compensate for his insecurity or sadness. He may also try to hit on much younger girls that are out of his league because he is going through a midlife crisis and wants to please his ego
“Hey yo, why did Greg just throw a tantrum when I started talking about Mary and I going out on our 5 year anniversary vacation together?”

“Idk but it’s giving off major divorced dad energy”
by Bob the KillBillder October 9, 2022
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divorced-dad

Resembling the behavior or stereotypical style of American middle-aged divorced fathers.
"He keeps making dick jokes."
"I know - so divorced-dad."
by FuBug November 2, 2017
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