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Dumblefuck

Adj. Verb. Noun. To, or the process of, being copulated or sodomized by Dumbledore. To be dumblefucked is to be sexually intimate with an elderly wizard who is a gentle lover. Grammatically flexible as in Fuck. Not to be confused with Dumbfuck.
Orign, English.
Ophelia: I am going to Dumblefuck you Tawny. Tawny: Shut up, you dumblefuck. Lance: DUMBLEFUCK! I just stubbed my toe.
Loveless: You are such a Dumblefuck.
by Scarlett6 April 17, 2009
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Back door dumbledore

The back door dumbledore is a famous sexual position form the never released movie in the 'Harry Potter' series.

It essentially consists of a wizards hat, a broomstick and the anus.
1. "Ron! Ron! Get the bandages! I just got back door dumbledore'd by Hagrid! I never understood why Mrs Moganagle made the curfew for first year students! Hagrid has a taste for pre-pubescant boys! Ouch!!"

2. "Arghh, it burns. I never realised Tobasco Sauce could be used as lube!"

3. "Harry Potter, would you stay behind after class. I need to have a little word with you." 😈
by Gary the goat October 16, 2014
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You're such a dumbledore

Using the wizard name from harry potter to call someone dumb.
"Why would you do something like that? You're such a dumbledore I swear."
by Elizapple August 8, 2016
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dumbledore

The most taleted wizard of all time in the land of Harry Potter.
Harry: Dumbledore is the only man Voldemort was ever afraid of!
by Jedi Master Luna February 3, 2006
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Dumbledore complex

A psycho-social attitude, where-in you categorically give people the benefit of the doubt and choose to believe the people are generally good at their core. Derived from an emulation of the actions and attitudes of Albus Dumbledore.
Person 1: "Yo why did Bob invite that dude Jay into the house? That guy is really sketchy."

Person 2: "You know Bob has a Dumbledore complex, he thinks that everyone he meets has redeeming qualities."
by Yuck Mouth January 4, 2013
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Dumblr

1. A derogatory name for Tumblr due to its poor management and design.
2. Any website that begins to make stupid decisions for the sake of appealing to the widest audience(ie Youtube, Tumblr, etc.)
1. Why are you still on Dumblr, man? It sucks now!
2. I used to like Youtube...aaaaand then it turned into a Dumblr
by Casandraelf December 19, 2018
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Dumblewhore

Basically another name for Albus Dumbledore, the iconic headmaster of Hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizardry.
This name is given due to his sassy, iconic and bad ass qualities and his weakness for fuckbois and bad taste in men.
Minerva: It’s such a shame, Gellert broke Albus’ heart!
Severus: Dumblewhore? Well I’m not surprised.
Minerva: Ikr, our queen deserves better.
by Yeahnoshit January 20, 2022
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