duffel bag boy

A midget who hides in a duffel bag carried around by a gangsta or drug dealer. When called upon, the midget will jump out of the bag and headbutt someone in the nuts, usually in an attempt to get money or goods owed to the gangsta or dealer. Duffel bag boys can be hired for individual jobs or for long term gigs with big time dealers.

I couldn't get Johnny to pay up for that weed I lent him, so I hired a duffel bag boy to take care of business.

by Udy November 8, 2007

distinguished old gentleman sitting on two duffel bags

Term for "cock and balls", made popular by Murderface on Metalocalypse.

"Normally, that painted dildo would piss me off, but, lately, I've made friends with a distinguished old gentleman sitting on two duffel bags"

by Axewielder December 11, 2007

muff duffer

Derived from the Australian term for a cattle rustler (cattle duffer).
A lesbian who preys upon straight females.
She specialises in the naive, recently jilted, suggestible, drunk, "cute" etc...She can be either singularly,or a combination of; mercenary, sneaky, subtle, surreptitious, overt, sustained, touchy-feely, duplicitous.

"Dwayne, I'll get the drinks, and while I'm gone you keep that muff duffer off my woman."

"Babe, I don't care about the carbon footprint, you're not carpooling with that muff duffer."

by Malonetogether April 5, 2009

silly duffer

Used to describe a retarded mountain goat but can be used to discipline small children

"Oh Dave your child is such a silly duffer"

by Dickmyeat September 8, 2015

Double Duffed

1.) To drink two Icy-Cold Duff Beer at once.
2.) To be accompanied by both Haylie and Hilary Duff

1.) Homer Double Duffed his way out of Moe's.
2.) Some dudes would love to be Double Duffed.

by Jestr November 14, 2007

hop in my duffel

in my element

"Imma hop in my duffel, and pop off"

by eayeni June 11, 2020

silly duffer brother

"silly duffer brother" or "SDB" for short can be used as a noun or adjective to describe an extremely idiotic person (also a nitwit or fool) or an extremely idiotic action.

SDB combines Aussie slang (duffer) and incorporates a reference to the world renowned Duffer Brothers (American twin brothers who write and direct science fiction films, horror films and television shows - including Stranger Things).

Girlfriend: "I can't find my phone again!"
Boyfriend: "It's in your hand you silly duffer brother (SDB)!"

by Horatio Bumbus July 26, 2017